The Clown Brothers in "Time Machine Daffy" 1 by biped 5-28-08

How come you and this background always show up whenever somebody makes a "time machine" comic? Because I'm the crazy-looking mad scientist character, and this background is the closest fucking thing we have to a time machine! ...so then, I fucked him in the ass about fifty times. FUCK you! I woulda done it a HUNDRED times, FUCKHEAD! Send me into the future, asshole! I wanna fuck your future self in the ass, and then send him back here so my present self can fuck him in the ass again! BAH!!! FROM NOW ON MY LABORATORY HAS A "NO CLOWNS ALLOWED" POLICY!!!

The Clown Brothers in "Time Machine Daffy" 2 by biped 5-28-08

That scientist fucker threw me out of his fuckin' laboratory! Let's FUCK him 100 times! SHIT FUCK! The motherfucker's escaped into the future! LET'S SHIT IN HIS TIME MACHINE 100 TIMES!!! GAH!!! WHAT A STENCH!!! I CAN'T RETURN TO THE PAST!!! I'M TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE!!! HOLY SHIT!!! My UTILITY shits have hampered my ability to take REGULAR FUCKIN' SHITS!!!

The Clown Brothers in "Time Machine Daffy" 3 by biped 5-28-08

Well, perhaps here in the future you'll regain your ability to take normal shits. Hey, this pristine future world is so very serene and beautiful. LET'S SHIT ALL OVER IT!!! Oh NO! YOU again! Ah HA! Time for your 100 fuckings--from EACH of us--and then a massive SHIT ATTACK!!! ...so you see, you could've avoided this whole wacky misunderstanding just by submitting to multiple ass-fuckings right here in the past. Wha--you're SHITTIN' ME!!! FREEZE-FRAME--ROLL CREDITS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I get upset whenever I see you have posted a new series in the forums and realize I've already seen them and rated them all "good".  I don't like missing out on a chance to rate your comics "good" when I see them in the forums.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thanks, I'm glad you feel that way about them instead of like the person(s) who rates them all bad.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I decided to bump this thread because I just reread it and found it mildly amusing.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.