Surly dragon goes to the shops. by kramer_vs_kramer 11-26-01

Okay, will that be everything, sir? Yeah, that's all of it. That'll be $27.98 please. Here you go. Have a nice day! Fuck off.

Surly Dragon looks like another winner for the crabman.

First I brought you all THIRSTY BEATNIK then AQUA TOBOR and not I give you all SURLY DRAGON.

I bow down to your superior one-note character invention skills. Nobody ever uses any of mine :-(

I think your the only person who uses mine.

Who Wants to Be a Surly Dragon? (I Don't!) by DexX 11-26-01

*fanfare* *applause* Welcome back to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Mr Surly Dragon, you have one question to answer in order to win one million dollars. Yeah, whatever. Get on with it. Which nation hosted the 1908 Olympics? Was it A: Great Britain, B: New York, C: Paris, or D: Amsterdam? I think it was E: Suck my green scaly cock. Is that your final aaAAAARGH!!! Yes, that's my final fucking answer.

The surly dragon is catching. As I tried to make this comic, my modem fucked up for no apparent reason. It has been playing up ever since I bought the PC, but I can't take it back until I can find my Win98 CD and reinstall windows, since the bastards who sold me the dud modem also did a dud install of Windows on the new PC. I was in a good mood, too... *growl*

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Surly Dragon is a TOTAL fucking Winner.

The Crabman does it again.

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The Weakest Dragon. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-27-01

Now , youve all been utterly shit. But one of you has to go. Its time to vote off , the Weakest Link. Surly Dragon. Surly Dragon. Surly Dragon. You can all Fuck Right Off.

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Surly Dragon IS Leslie Nielsen by kaufman 11-29-01

The fish was tainted, the pilots are all poisoned, and no one is flying this plane. So we're going to crash. We could be saved if someone with a little flying experience had the BALLS to take this jet down. Surely you don't expect me to take the controls of this beast. That's exactly what I mean, pipsqueak, and don't call me Surly!

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Surly Dragon Meets Captain Apathy by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-07-01

Excuse me , youre in my way. Yeh. I suppose i am. Would you mind moving then. I dunno if i can be bothered. Can i rephrase that to "Get out of my way before i eat you" You could , but i doubt id care.

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What happens when the unstoppably fierce meets the immovable reject?

Surly Dragon meets Antagonistic Andy by DexX 12-08-01

I want to sit there. Move. No, fascist. You're heading for a severe eating, ya know that? Eat shit and die, elitist scum. Twelve hours later... ...and those were the last words I ever said to my father. *sniff* I know exactly how you feel, mate. *sob* I need some chocolate... *sniffle*

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Surly Dragon Meets Tobor by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-09-02

RAAR. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW! Not fucking likely Cuntsplash.

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Man these are great! Why didn't I see this thread before?

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