Breaking News by Ogyaf 3-25-13

So I said "That's not Cthulhu; that's my wife!               ~BREAKING NEWS~     This just in:     After three years of being locked out of the e-mail attached to his StripCreator account, Ogyaf has rediscoverd his password. We now take you back to your regularly scheduled comic strip already in progress... Honey, I want a divorce.

Yeah, long story short I lost my password in 2010 and no longer had access to the e-mail account attached to this account -- so I couldn't use the "Forgot Password" form.  That is, until I rediscoverd my password written on a sheet of paper in a thought-to-be-lost notebook.

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

That's not your password, that's my wife!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Oggy and Dorian (A 21st Century Goofus And Gallant) VII by Ogyaf 3-26-13

Oggy likes to make new friends... Pleased to meet you, I'm Oggy! ...Dorian likes to make new friends IT'S ALIVE! IN THE NAME OF GOD, NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GOD!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

The Last Joke IceDaKlown Ever Told by Ogyaf 3-28-13

Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... WHAT?! If you turn someone into a vampire, but then they are healed, but then you turn them into a vampire again... Did you just revamp them?!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Pimpburger IX by Ogyaf 6-02-13

Okay, so that makes your total twelve dollars and sixty-nine cents. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! ...twelve.

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Pimpburger X by Ogyaf 8-04-13

So what are you going to do now that Pimpburger is closing down for renovations for three months? Oh, don't worry about me; I've got some BIG plans!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Big plans indeed.

A Hell Of A Good Meal by Ogyaf 12-13-13

TONIGHT YOU'LL DINE IN HELL! Eh, I don't really feel like dining out tonight. Can I get take-out instead? ...TONIGHT YOU'LL GET TAKE-OUT IN HELL! WELCOME TO HELL, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"