In order that my idiocy not hold up the creative processes of strippers deserving a forum to express themselves in, (at least not hold them up any longer), this is an attempt to ameliorate that.

FTC166 [REVISED]: TESTAMONIAL DIALOGUE

CONTEST RULE NUMBER 1- Fill in Chen's dialogue.

This will be judged on the 25th of this month if there are at least 2 entries. That will be 1 week from today.

Below is the template for this competition.

FTC166[REVISED]: TEMPLATE (fill in the dialogue)

And your testimonial is...?

by bigworm, 9-18-13

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bigworm

FTC166: THE CHURCH OF THE SPICY & SAVORY I-I by iconoclastic 9-19-13

And your testimonial is...? I was ass buggered by a gang of dirty winos for 5 hours They left me upside down in a shopping cart full of poop. I was rescued by two Brazilian cops on vacation. You don't need to ask... ...their dicks were huge!!!

FTC166: THE CHURCH OF THE SPICY & SAVORY I-II by iconoclastic 9-19-13

Long story short, they dressed up like Jim and Tammy Baker and weenie clubbed my mouth 700 times. They must have been taking Peter North pills, because my head was completely covered in spooge. So I reached out to God and said... ..."God, could you let me open at least one eye so I can see what's going on?"

FTC166: THE CHURCH OF THE SPICY & SAVORY I-III by iconoclastic 9-19-13

But God didn't let me open either eye. So... Of course not! He wanted you to remain filled with excitement! He wanted your little yellow chubby to spew it's glorious vanilla extract... ...from Madagascar all over the... Have we met before?

This FTC turned out to be quite a chore for me. I'm even 2 days late in judging it, that being it's 3rd perturbation.

So, there were 2 entrants and I dearly appreciate both of them.

The winner is iconoclastic who I hope endeavors to bring order and simplicity back to the FTC competition.

Note to ragu4u: your cc comments are sometimes as important as your entries. please keep both of them up!

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bigworm

Thanks bigworm, I'll think on the FTC and when I get the idea, I'll return and post it.