
FIND OUT YOUR SECRET "SECRET AGENT" CODE NAME!!!
(1) Take the third letter of your first name. If your first name only has two letters, as in "Bo Hopkins", then you are disqualified.
(2) Take the month you were born in and divide it by the first letter in your middle name. If you don't have a middle name, use your dog's name. If you don't have a dog, get one. Get two. See if I care.
(3) Take the first word that you scream out when you drop something really heavy on your big toe, and write it in squirty mustard on a policeman. Just do it! Now!
(4) Take the last letter of your last name. Take off all your clothes and run outside.
(5) Make up a "code name." It must be (a) mysterious, and (b) silly!
That is your SECRET "SECRET AGENT" CODE NAME!!!
My "secret" secret agent code name is Horsey-Horse O'Crammy-blammy-blam-blam-blam!!!
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