RCL no. 1235 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-28-06

Unnggh! Nunnggh!   ?   Unnnnnggh! Nunnnngghhh! Do you have any spare change or NOT, dude? I'm [pant, pant ] checking! UUUNNNGGGHH! NUUUNNNNGGGHH!! You'd think that after twenty minutes of "pocket pool", he'd know...

RCL no. 1424 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-15-07

Hey, TOBOR... I'm gonna need you to get started on filing away these piles of T.P.S. reports... *UNGGH NUUNGGH* You understand, TOBOR? TOBOR..? *UNGGH NUUNGGH* Um... TOBOR? How 'bout you stop playing with yourself and pay attention...okay? *UUUNNNGGH NUUNNNNNGGH*

RCL no. 1672 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-31-07

OH, GOD! OH, GOD! Why you looking at me? I didn't do a thing! I THINK I'M GONNA- YES! YES! I'M GONNA COME!! I just stood here... UUNNNNNGGGHH!!! Apparently, just the mere sight of a "cock" gives her orgasms!

Groovy! - Are they really selling this at Macys? by edoggydog 1-15-09

If, you really want to impress my mom when you meet her tonight, give her some Lancome... Groovy! UUUNNGHH!! UNNGGGGHH!! EEEEEEEEEEK! I SAID LANCOME, NOT LAMB CUM, YOU IDIOT!! Oh. Oops.

Groovy! - More Phreaky Deaky by edoggydog 6-30-10

Want me to give you one of my "special" blowjobs? Groovy! [ *slurp* *slurp* *titty-slap* *slurp* *titty-slap* *slurp* ] Oh... my...GOD! UUUNNNGGGH!!! Wow! That was fantastic the way you used your boobs. What do you call that? "Jugglingus".

RCL no. 2256 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-13-10

Unngh! Unnggh! "Hey, Drex... OSHA requires all employees sit in their chair while working at their desk." I know... But, if I sit in my chair, I can't play with my nuts! UUUNNNGGGHH!!!

RCL no. 2492 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-11-11

On one of his daily strolls through the downtown business district... UUUNNGGH!! ...Peter the 40-foot pervert spotted Phreaky taking a dump in an executive washroom on the third floor of the Google Plaza building... UUUNNGGH!! UUUNNNNGGGGH!!! ...and preceded to play a mean game of pocket pool until he spooged his brand new pair of Dockers! UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNGGGH!!!!

RCL no. 3020 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-13-12

This is a new kind of staring contest where the contestants simultaneously stare at each other and play pocket pool... The first one to climax wins! UUUNNNNGH, UUUUNNNNGH!!! Dammit! Best two out of- UUUUUNNNGH NUNNNNGGGH -three?

Groovy! - More Phreaky Deaky by edoggydog 6-30-10

Want me to give you one of my "special" blowjobs? Groovy! [ *slurp* *slurp* *titty-slap* *slurp* *titty-slap* *slurp* ] Oh... my...GOD! UUUNNNGGGH!!! Wow! That was fantastic the way you used your boobs. What do you call that? "Jugglingus".

RCL no. 2256 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-13-10

Unngh! Unnggh! "Hey, Drex... OSHA requires all employees sit in their chair while working at their desk." I know... But, if I sit in my chair, I can't play with my nuts! UUUNNNGGGHH!!!

RCL no. 2492 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-11-11

On one of his daily strolls through the downtown business district... UUUNNGGH!! ...Peter the 40-foot pervert spotted Phreaky taking a dump in an executive washroom on the third floor of the Google Plaza building... UUUNNGGH!! UUUNNNNGGGGH!!! ...and preceded to play a mean game of pocket pool until he spooged his brand new pair of Dockers! UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNGGGH!!!!

RCL no. 3020 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-13-12

This is a new kind of staring contest where the contestants simultaneously stare at each other and play pocket pool... The first one to climax wins! UUUNNNNGH, UUUUNNNNGH!!! Dammit! Best two out of- UUUUUNNNGH NUNNNNGGGH -three?

RCL no. 3261 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-06-12

I love being the Invsible Man... I can come and go as I please, and no one will know. Plus, I can sit at my desk and whack off to internet porn without getting written up! UUUNNNGH UUNNNGGH!!

RCL no. 3282 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-26-12

I love being invisible... No one sees me coming or going, or even if I show up! But, I've got to stop mastur-bating to online porn at my desk. What's this video clip my buddy sent me? "Milena Velba Goes Wild"? Well, I really shouldn't look at- holy shit! Look at those huuuuge TITTIES!! UNNNNGH UUNNNGGH!!!

RCL no. 3305 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-19-13

Sure, I can give you some spare change... Let me just reach down in my pants pockets and see what I have. Oh, wait... These are the pants I cut the pockets out of so I can play with myself in public. UUUUNNGH! UUUNNNNGGGH!! Please, stop. I'm begging you. PLEASE, STOP!

RCL no. 3405 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-21-13

Do I have any spare change for the Coke machine? I think so.. Let me just reach down into my pockets and I'll be able to let you know. And, I guess knowing is everything, right? That's what my- Wait one minute... Do the pockets in these pants have holes in them? I can't rightly tell... I'll have to do some deeper exploration to know for sure. Deeper... Deeper... Deeeeeeper... Yep. There are definitely holes in these pants pock- wait one minute... What's this? Seems something's down there. Maybe, I should stroke it ever so lightly until- UUUNNGH! NUUUNNGG!!

RCL no. 3523 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-26-13

Do you have any pants with holes in the pockets? Oh, no... I only sell clothing of the highest quality! Then, could have your tailor cut holes in the pockets of any pair of pants I buy? I guess so... But, why in the world would you want holes in your pant pockets? UUUUNNNGH!! UUUUHHHHGGH!!! Oh.

RCL no. 3576 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-17-13

UUUNNNGH!! UUUUUNNNGGH!! Pervert! Go fuck yourself, Plant! Actually, I reproduce asexually, so, technically, I could go fuck myself...

RCL no. 3829 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-09-14

Unngh, unngh. You brought me all the way out here in the middle of nowhere just so I can watch you play "pocket pool"? Yes! Then, proceed, my good man... UUUNNNNGH!! UUNNNNNGGGH!!!

RCL no. 1121 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-21-06

...then, I massage and rotate them until I reach *UNNGGH NUNNGH* climax! And, that's how I get off playing "pocket pool"... What do you do to get off? Watch Eskimo porn... UUUNNNNNGG! NUUUNNNGGG!!!

RCL no. 912 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-26-06

Oh, yeah! Oh, YEAH!! OH, YEEEEEEAAAHHH!!! And, just what kind of "gravitons" are you gonna generate by playing POCKET-POOL?

RCL no. 4139 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-13-14

I'm not sliding off. I told you it would work! So, what did apply on this door knob to make it so sticky? Let's just say it's my own special "epoxy"... I'm afraid to ask... UUUUNNNGH NUUUUNNNNGGGH!!

RCL no. 4188 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-05-14

Let me explain the rules for playing "pocket pool"... I have no arms! Nor pockets! Do you at least have a dirty mind? Is Miley Cyrus an attention whore?

RCL no. 4250 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-14-14

Nice wall shark you got there... Do you ever stick your "you-know-what" in its mouth and, "you know"..? "All the time!" Really..? But, don't you get major scrapage? "Nahhh... First thing I did was file down its teeth." UUUUNNGGH!! NUUUUUNNGH!!!

RCL no. 4291 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-16-14

Drex teaches Spankling the "Time Warp"... ♫ You put your hands in your pants... ♫ And, then? ...sort of. UUUUNNNGH!! NUUUNNNNGGHH!!! Sexy!

RCL no. 4302 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-24-14

Looks like I'm all alone in here... UUUUUNNNGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGGH!!! WHAT THE FUCK?? I'M TRYING TO MEDITATE!!! Sorry, Mr. Invisible Man... I didn't see you sitting there.

RCL no. 4372 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-05-14

PLANET WTF?? YOU'RE RED CARDING ME??? (Drexle gets disqualified for playing pocket pool a little too aggressively.) I BARELY EVEN TOUCHED ME!!!!!

RCL no. 4424 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-22-14

Oh, god... I think I hit the sauce a little too hard last night! (It was at this point when he started hallucinating a bat puking in a Union 76 restroom toilet that Jed realized he hit the sauce a little too hard last night.) *YAAAAAAAAACK*

RCL no. 3053 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-14-12

Between you and me, there's only one thing in life that motivates me... And, that is? SPOOOOOOOOOGE! Nice.