Mr. Negative by jarenessX 8-20-14

Hey Larry. Looks like you're having a bad day. For real. The rest of me is still at the meat plant. It could be worse, right? Not really. I'm left handed.

Clever.  I like it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Short & sweet but funny!

It made my balls tingle.