When I was a newbie, Maura grabbed me by the scrote and made me create these. I don't consider them as funny as other stuff I made. But it is a long-ass series - the effort gives me an emotional attachment. Read if you like. Bail when you get bored (there are 42 of them if I recall).

The Adventures of Holobabe I by Spankling 5-29-01

Holobabe - a hologram looking to upgrade her transmitters has turned to prostitution. New in town, honey? Wanna party? Are you nuts? This place is crawling with cops! I'm telling one of them you're pulling tricks over here! Damn! I was sure that lezbo looked hard up! You da whore? Come with me. I got $20 and half a bottle of Maddog says you can't take on the entire squad in the back of that paddy wagon. Score!

The Adventures of Holobabe II by Spankling 5-29-01

After taking on the entire police force for $20 Holbabe hits the street again. Say big man, wanna... Yoinks lady! Your all blocky and shit! Even your hooters zig zag! What is your trip?!? Hey, that hurts. Can't a hologram try to better herself? All I'm trying to do is make a few bucks for an upgrade. But if that's too much to ask... Dig the size of that head! I bet she could... Hologram? Why didn't you say so? I'll give you 2 pez and some food stamps if you'll turn into a cat while we're doing it... Score!

The Adventures of Holobabe III by Spankling 5-29-01

"Next, gentlemen, is the amazing Holobabe with an act all you animal lovers will enjoy." %^$SCREEE@$ Testing. Oops. Sorry. Thanks for coming. Just so you know I'm not being paid. I only get the money you throw onto the stage during the show. So please... "Shut up and take off your cloths!" right... okay... Bend over and let's get humpin' HB. I got a raging python and they're gonna start throwing eggs if they don't see bestiality in 2 seconds!

The Adventures of Holobabe IV by Spankling 5-29-01

Holobabe's stage show is held over for another week. That's it HB! Work it for me! Christ donkey! What are you ramming me with back there! At least use some lube! Even a hologram can only stretch so far! You don't like my action? Get yourself another ass. I got plenty of bitches wanna do me on stage! No, wait! I need you! I hear you need a stand-in! Yoinks! Look at the tunnel that donkey left! I got $10 says I can get my entire head up there! Sigh... You're on sweatheart.

The Adventures of Holobabe V by Spankling 5-29-01

On a break from her show, Holobabe trolls the alley for extra cash. Hello there, sport. Hot damn! You're that Hologram doll with the bad connection! just caught your act. Real hot! What are the odds we could take up where your donkey left off, honey? I'll make it worth your while... My place is just around the corner. Unknown to Holobabe, Peter has come down from the mothership to check up on her. Hmmm... These are her home coordinates. But where could she be? *Sniff* Something in there smells like burned rubber and tuna.

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Holobabe VI']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Adventures of Holobabe VII by Spankling 5-29-01

The girls in HoloBabe's hood are starting to notice the impact of her presence. Hey Trixie, have you seen John or Bill or Rob? I'm horny for a man. Nope. I haven't been able to touch those boyz since that Holobitch showed up. Even my fighting schoolgirl act isn't keeping my man at home anymore! Something must be done about Holobabe! Will she rake in the cash she needs before being run out of town? You get freaky on my head for $5 and I'll show you where Bart Simpson goes to jerk off. Score and Double Score!

The Adventures of Holobabe VIII by Spankling 5-30-01

Holobabe makes it back to her home in time for a double date. I hope they bring plenty of cash. I'll just grease up and wait for them down in the love pit. Bend over and crack a smile sweety! Dr. Fun has arrived! Score! Damn woman! The only thing that would make this better is if your teeth were sharper! Score!

The Adventures of Holobabe IX by Spankling 5-30-01

Another night, another date for our frugal heroin with the bad holo-emitters. * knock knock * Oh Holobabe! You Home? Your Cthulhukins is here! * chuckle * Come on down slippery lips! *giggle* She's really quite popular. Just keep moving, Poindexter. No Holobabe for me tonight. I'll just box the one-eyed champ over there.

The Adventures of Holobabe X by Spankling 5-30-01

Our heroin encounters one of the local ladies during an evening stroll. Can I help you, flightless sex bird? You are ruining our men Holobitch! I'm here to tell you to leave! Go back to the cyber-brothel you were coded in! Leave our men alone or I’ll… I’ll… Why don't you just strap one on and ride me around the room for a while? I'll do it for the price of that whip.   !  * GASP * Oh fuck YES! * puff * Gallop you hard fucking bitch! * pant puff * GOD i think i love you... Damn! This bird is a long rider! I may run out of batteries!

The Adventures of Holobabe XI by Spankling 5-31-01

Mistress Penguin returns home from "confronting" Holobabe. Hey MP, You send Holoslut packing or what? Penguin? I want more.

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Holobabe XII']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Adventures of Holobabe XIII by Spankling 6-01-01

Holobabe visits the rodeo... That hologram filly told me she can change shape! That's gotta make her one wild ride! She told me, for one night's pay she'd be a man for me and break me like a Brahma bull! I just hope she fulfills my horse breeding fantasies. I hope this saddle doesn't chafe her rump. And brings it home. Score

The Adventures of Holobabe XIV by Spankling 6-01-01

Holobabe meets a confused young man... er... woman... maybe. ... Can I help you sir... uh... miss? Well that's just it... I'm not really sure... But I would gladly pay to find out... Score! Say no more. We'll get to the bottom of you.. I mean it. Follow me into the "love pit." Of course. But please, be gentle.

The Adventures of Holobabe XV by Spankling 6-01-01

Holobabe takes a vacation in the country. Hot, ain't it? Yep. Enough courtin', city-gal. What say you get down and let me plow you like forty acres of packed dirt? Score!

The Adventures of Holobabe XVI (screw the romans!) 16 by Spankling 6-01-01

Zoe catches up with Holobabe to try and make her stop hogging all the men (and most women). Let's be fair, Holobabe, how is a mortal woman supposed to compete with your powers and low prices? For $7 I'll make your wildest dreams come true right here, sweet thing. I can vibrate at the speed of light. Maybe I should tell her she could make more money waiting tables... Dum duh dee dum... Let me get my purse. Score!

The Adventures of Holobabe 17 by Spankling 6-01-01

Holobabe goes back to work. Screw you people. I'm outa here. I'd say kiss my ass, but I will not give you the pleasure. Giver her a hand (job) folks. Aren't these kids today great! Now I'd like to invite members of the audience up to bang me for small change. Any takers tonight? Who'll be first? Damn! I hate these spring break crowds. Like, uhm... can I pay you in game tokens?

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Holobabe 18']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Adventures of Holobabe 19 by Spankling 6-01-01

Zoe comes home from her trist with Holobabe bisslicker slufffucking lapp... You've been with her, haven't you. You've tasted the wild side. Zoe? slurfff... humplsipplick... Better bring your piggy bank, Mistress Penguin. That's it! I'm going back for seconds!

The Adventures of Holobabe 20 by Spankling 6-01-01

RING! Hello. Holobabe here. How may I serve you? This is Jenna Bush. Nice name. Is that short for Generous? Huh? I was just wondering if I could borrow your ID. Sure, but mine doesn't list a birthdate.

The Adventures of Holobabe 21 by Spankling 6-01-01

Ohh! Ohhh my... *squish* *drip* *splorch* Ouch! Jesus! I feel sorry for your mother! * POP * You done already sport? You've still got another 10 minutes on the clock. I'm just glad I managed to get my head back out. I'll just give the extra time to the next guy. Here's yer $5, sugar.

The Adventures of Holobabe 22 by Spankling 6-01-01

Holobabe checks her finances. Let's see. I've got over 20 grand in small bills... over 4 grand in spare change... and expenses are coming due... And batteries are NOT CHEAP! Damn it! Enter the wealthy oriental "investor." Will I ever be able to afford that holo-emitter upgrade? Please, can you direct me to most hunorable Holobabe?

The Adventures of Holobabe 23 by Spankling 6-01-01

Holobabe enters into negotiations with a wealthy oriental investor. Hellllo there, spiky? Are you looking for a good time? In a manner of speaking, yes. I understand that you claim to me a hologram. That you came here from a distant galaxy? Your not from immigration are you? I assure you, no, Miss Holobabe. I represent wealthy interests that wish to duplicate your technology. And to get into your panties.

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Holobabe 24']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Adventures of Holobabe 25 by Spankling 6-01-01

Negotiations continue... oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof *bang* *bang* *snerk* *drool* *bang* *bang* And continue... oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof *bang* *bang* Oh! Eeeehheeehh! *SPLERT* But all good things must come to an end. Wow! I've never met a being who could run down my batteries twice! And I've racked up a quick $25! Actually, I was wondering if you would be so kind as to raise one leg over your head and back up against that wall?

The Adventures of Holobabe 26 by Spankling 6-01-01

Finally they reach the last leg of negotiations. ... So we are agreed. * groan * You will let us study all your technology in exchange for 35 million dollars - the amount you say you need for your upgrade. Oh, yes. And I will allow you to rest every few hours. Uohh... * groan * thank you...

The Adventures of Holobabe 27 by Spankling 6-01-01

We'll move the entire lab right here to your... er... "love pit." That sounds like it will cause a terrible fuss around here. I'll get no privacy. Did I say 35 million? I meant 40 million. Would you like me to rip out any walls and rewire the place?

The Adventures of Holobabe 28 by Spankling 6-01-01

I'm going to call the home office. After that I'll want more sex. Better cancel all your other appointments. Yes sir! Sorry gang. I'll be booked for the next few weeks. But I just bought a new strap-on (after breaking the last one off in your bum). And who will remind me whether I'm a man or a woman? Bend over. When I'm around, you're a woman.

The Adventures of Holobabe 29 (collect them all!) by Spankling 6-02-01

This ends a chapter in your life, dear Holobabe. No more turning trix for chump change. You're being paid millions to help advance science on this planet. Dr. Plank will now begin examining you. Yes sir! Thank you sir! ... Umh... ... ... shall we be... LET THE ANAL PROBE COMMENCE!!! Yeah. I though I recognized that look.

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Holobabe 30 (collect them all!)']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Adventures of Holobabe 31 (collect them all!) by Spankling 6-03-01

The examination continues... My, my... From what I'm looking at over 80% of your neural cortex patterns are dedicated to sexual activity. So? You're nothing but the greatest blow-up doll ever invented! You make a girl feel so special, Doc.

The Adventures of Holobabe 32 (collect them all!) by Spankling 6-04-01

Holobabe has endured days of anal probes and hours of scientific study. Report. She was designed for sexual pleasure only. Her coding and structure make her useless for all other purposes. Meaning? If we reproduce her and market her... We'll be rich!

The Adventures of Holobabe 33 (collect them all!) by Spankling 6-04-01

Holobabe takes a break from being examined to pleasure her benefactor. * grunt* *bang* *snort* Tell me Holobabe, where are the beings that created you? Extinct *oof* sir. [pause] *pant* Extinct? Why? They found breeding with me so pleasurable that they lost interest with breed for procreation purposes. ... Damn ... that ruined my woody. I can get that back for you. How hard do you want it?

The Adventures of Holobabe 34 (collect them all!) by Spankling 6-04-01

After a month a prototype is ready. I think she's ready for a stress test, sir. Begin. Is it just my imagination, or are her tits bigger than mine? Shall we have sex? I made a few improvements. I hope the libido increase doesn't overload any circuits. It is worth the risk.

The Adventures of Holobabe 35 (collect them all!) by Spankling 6-04-01

Holobabe gets intimate with her prototype to see if it can withstand the stress. *OOF* *OOF* Damn! She's strong and *OOF* OH GOD! She's good! My turn next! Weeks later... This bitch just will NOT quit! I better turn it up to overdrive! Let's keep going! But the prototype can't stand the heat. SCORE! I still got it!

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Holobabe 36 (collect them all!)']