I am attempting to delude myself that it's still 2004 and I have my whole life ahead of me. Please indulge me by reading these comics. They are all pretty much the same so if you don't have much time you can just read the first one.

Meet me at the Lake Poob for underage drinking fun! by kramer_vs_kramer 2-24-15

Hi, I'm Les. Les Revenants. I'm going to bring this dead girl back to life! Alakazam! Huh? Where am I? Last thing I remember is being in the Twin Towers when those CIA guys blew it up! Cut! I remember them talking about Illuminati orders, then boom!

That Reservoir is full of Drowned Mammals AND TING by kramer_vs_kramer 2-24-15

Hi, I'm Les. Les Revenants. This week I'm going to bring Neil Armstrong back from the dead! Alakazam! Huh? Where am I? Last thing I remember was the CIA guys pointing guns at me! Cut! I was telling them I was sick of pretending I'd been to the moon, and they got all angry, then Blam!

Adopt that creepy little boy, what could go wrong? by kramer_vs_kramer 2-24-15

Hi, I'm Les. Les Revenants. This week I am resurrecting former president John F Kennedy! Alakazam! Huh? Where am I? Last thing I remember is being shot by some CIA guys hiding behind a grassy knoll! Cut! I think they might have been lizard people in disguise.

My Elongated Face Filled your House with Cameras by kramer_vs_kramer 2-24-15

Hi, I'm Les. Les Revenants. This week I'm going to bring Jesus Christ back from the dead for a second time! Alakazam! Huh? Where am I? Jesus! You must be an old hand at this. How does it feel being resurrected twice? What do you mean? Last thing I remember was those CIA guys putting a spear in my side. Cut! One of them had a wig just like my hair, said he was going to put it on a tramp and pay him to hide in the bushes outside my wife's house.

My Tunnel Stabby Brother is in the Hunting Lodge with Mom by kramer_vs_kramer 2-24-15

Hi, I'm Les. Les Revenants. This week I'm going to bring Abe Vigoda back to life! Alakazam! Huh? Where am I? Hi Abe, I'm Les Revenants. I've brought you back from the dead! What? I wasn't dead, I was just asleep. Cut! Last thing I remember was those CIA guys putting drugs in my water supply...

 

Bravo!

 

I genuinely didn't know Neil Armstrong was dead.

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Dad was flammable

Warner Bros. already bought the film rights to this series, just in case.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I have read these and liked them.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

This series is like the Metal Gear videogame series.  Except funny and not painfully incoherent.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.