This is a very important team-up we're doing today. I don't know if it qualifies as Barnstorming, I'll let Crabby make that call.

What it is, is we're going to make comics based off of the ingredients of Crabby's lunch today. I promised I would start, so here goes (HOLD ONTO YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES, LEST YOUR BRAINS GET EXPLODED OUT OF THEM AT THE SHEER MIND-EXPLODING QUALITY)

Mushrooms by ArtemisStrong 4-07-15

Rudely interrupted while trying to update his LinkedIn profile, Artemis discovers a cowboy bearing gifts at his front door. What's that you got there, pardner? A sack of mushrooms. Wanna get fucked up? Good stuff? I mean, like quality drugs? Quality "magic" mushrooms. I mean, are they of a high grade? Are these good drugs, is what I'm asking. I found them in a Domino's Pizza dumpster last week. That sounds wrong. You're right! CORRECTION: I found them in a Domino's dumpster last week.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I am going to count this as a Barnstorm. 

WELCOME TO THE 2015 BARNSTORM!!!!!

The barnstorming tour is my annual love fest of non stop comic making.

Sausage by crabby 4-07-15

I don't know, man. You told me these were quality drugs. It's been 45 minutes. I don't feel a thing. It's been 2 hours and I never even came into the house with you. I had to go see my Aunt give birth to her 5th child. It has been 2 hours. I came into this room specifically to check my collection of Judy Blume books to check that quote on that thing... But what was that thing? You think just because I have pants I have all the answers? This is not where I want to be, but how can being be not what I am? I'm not in 25 different places I'm here, but what if here has 32 meanings?

Cool, a Barnstorm. Been needing a good Barnstorm.

Garlic by ArtemisStrong 4-07-15

The very next month: Ugffhh... wha... Where am I? Why do I smell of garlic? Those drugs were not quality. AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR AND SKIN?!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

It's good to be Barnstorming again.

Cheese by crabby 4-07-15

Excuse me, excuse me ma'am! I'm a young boy. Ma'am, have you ever felt like where you're going is exactly where you want, but at the same time you wonder if it's really what your soul needs or if you're doing it just because it's logically next? I am mean, what if I opened my own antique store tomorrow? I could sell souls in jars. Would you buy a soul ma'am? Can I interest you in a soul?

Barnstorming, like good Barnstomers know, is an art. Takes a lot of Barnstorming skill.

Bread by ArtemisStrong 4-07-15

"--and you will not see the boy alive unless I am given the $50,000 by noon tomorrow." You CERTAIN this will work? Certain as I've ever been in my short, evil ife. And this is a good plan? And I wont get in trouble? And it wont backfire? And it's a good plan? What do I know? I am a mere child. A babe in the urban woods, cast aside and neglected by a world that chooses not to see me, invalidates my existence at every cruel turn. There's gotta be a simpler way to raise the capital for one's own soul-in-a-jar store. What tiny legs this ectomorph possesses. No meat on them at all. AT ALL!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Can anyone get in on this or is it by invte only?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

It's been a while since we had a good barnstorm. I am enjoying this greatly.

I'll post the info on crabby's lunch here so fellow barnstormers can participate. I've taken the liberty of striking out ingredients already covered by the material. When we run out, I will publish the details of MY most current lunch.

medium pizza

• sausage


• mushroom


• sauce


• cheese (1 of 2)


• crust

stuffed cheesy bread

• cheese (2 of 2)


• bread

dipping sauce

• marinara


• garlic

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

EDITED BECAUSE THE TAGS ARE FUCKED

ArtemisStrong wrote:

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I'll post the info on crabby's lunch here so fellow barnstormers can participate. I've taken the liberty of bolding  ingredients already covered by the material. When we run out, I will publish the details of MY most current lunch.

medium pizza

• sausage


• mushroom


• sauce


• cheese (1 of 2)


• crust

stuffed cheesy bread

• cheese (2 of 2)


• bread

dipping sauce

• marinara


• garlic

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Marinara by four_legged_tripod 4-14-15

Excuse me but have you seen a little boy around here? Maybe you've heard about the Amber Alert? Uh, no. Of course not. But on an unrelated note, is it true that a body will void its bowels once it has expired? I suppose in the right circumstances. Why? So I panicked, okay? On the plus side, I collected his farts in a jar when he died so we at least have a start on production.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Sauce by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-16-15

"We have decided to withhold payment on your recent donation to the sperm bank" What? Thats ridiculous. I can almost see why they rejected it. We did go out on a limb for this one. Im a 9yr old evil genius. I cant make sperm yet, but that combination of river water and mouldy playdough was a perfect match. "Of the 23 recipients, 19 have died, 3 are in a coma, and one has a yeast infection that resembles Godzilla" I guess its time to whip up another batch then.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Things are really heating up!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.