CC 340: House Of Dwacuba 1 by biped 11-29-06

"RAAAAAAAR!!!" OOO!!! OOO!!! FANKENSTEIN, MOMMY!!! FANKENSTEIN!!! FANKENSTEIN!!! LISTEN, YOU LITTLE TURD!!! YOU WAKE MOMMY UP FROM HER FUCKIN' NAP ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL GIVE YOU "FANKENSTEIN"!!! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Heh, heh, hehhh... it's just you and me now, baby...

CC 340: House Of Dwacuba 2 by biped 11-29-06

MOMMY!!! TV's TALKING TO ME, MOMMY!!! TV's BAD!!! TV WANTS TO GET ME!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!! THAT DOES IT!!! OFF TO BED WITH YA, YA LITTLE BASTARD!!! RAAAAAAAAAR!!! YAAAAAAAA!!! MOMMY!!! FANKENSTEIN, MOMMY!!! FANKENSTEIN!!! WAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!!!

CC 340: House Of Dwacuba 3 by biped 11-29-06

Me s-scared... NO!!! DWACUBA!!! DWACUBA!!! HEH-HEHHH!!! I'M GOING TO EAT YOU ALL UP!!! MWAH-HA-HAAAAA!!! (sniff) Am you gonna eat me's mommy, too? Cuz it wouldn't be fair cuz she am so big and fat and she can't run very fast... HA HA--hmm? Big and fat, eh? Mmmm...let's go see what's on the menu...(slurp)

CC 340: House Of Dwacuba 4 by biped 11-29-06

COME BACK HERE, YOU BIG, LUSCIOUS SIDE OF BEEF!!! DROOOOL!!! YAAAAAAAAA!!! (smack, smack) Mmm...delicious. Thanks for the tip, kid! Okay. Would you pwease put me back in the house? HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEEEEE!!! Me hungwy. Would you pwease get me me's bot-bot?

CC 340: House Of Dwacuba 5 by biped 11-29-06

Feed the kid...change the kid...feed the kid... change the kid... where'd I put that fuckin' BOT-BOT? Where's fuckin' Teddy Boo-Boo? HE WON'T SHUT UP TILL I FIND FUCKIN' TEDDY BOO-BOO!!! HEY! This is all YOUR fault! YOU ate his fuckin' MOM! Huh? Uh-oh...I think I hear MY mom calling ME! COME BACK HERE!!! MWAH-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How do you DO it, you magnificent bastard?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I draw from the same well of creativity as the great John Denver.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.