This is the template for this FTC:

Groovy! - FTC 176 template by edoggydog 1-11-16

With what? My penis?

 

RULES:

1. Simply create any comic you want with any background and characters you want (even the third panel)


2. Except Elblws Ethan must appear in the last panel with the above dialogue


3. He can be in either position #5 or #6

I don't know if the above rules work in the FTC format.  I don't even know what FTC stands for. Frankly, I don't give a flying frog!

BONUS POINTS:

1. Negative bonus points for anyone who tells me what FTC stands for.

Good luck and have fun!

FTC: Leave off the Beaver by HCRoyall 1-12-16

See son, the trick is to have the rabbit run under the root, go around the tree... Stick his head in the hole, and you pull the hole tight. And now that she's tied up, you violate her rectum. With what? My penis?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

 

At the risk of losing points, my guess is FTC means...(FinishThisComic).

ragu4u wrote:

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At the risk of losing points, my guess is FTC means...(FinishThisComic).

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Well, I'm beat.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall wrote:

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ragu4u wrote:

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At the risk of losing points, my guess is FTC means...(FinishThisComic).

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Well, I'm beat.

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Okay.  I was going to give it to you, but I guess rags beat you.

 

Congrats!

Let me get this straight.  This contest had only 2 people enter and one of them disqualified HIMSELF by knowingly committing a foul which gave him negative points.  Am I right so far?  OK then...that means the other guy (ME) whom the contest creator admits would have come in second, is the default WINNER?  Is a win like THAT really a win?  No self respecting comic stipper would accept a back-handed win of that fashion!  THAT BEING SAID......I gladly accept this EXTREMELY RARE miscarriage of the bestowing of laurels upon my humble persona and vow to do my best, going forward, in an attempt to make the next contest get more enthusiastic play from stripcreator members.  I'd say more but hey, I'm a man of few words!  WHAT?