Around Betty White's Vagina in 80 Days [1] by Beeko180 5-21-16

in 80 days, you say? why that's absurd. it simply cannot be done mandingo. it's madness, it is. it really is, i'm telling you. it cannot be done, you say, sir? it CANNOT be done? but what if it could, sir? what if it could? what if it could be done to such a degree that betty white herself would climax harder than the ending to tchaikovsky's 1812 overture? no i'm telling YOU sir. it CAN be done. i CAN circumnavigate betty white's vagina in 80 days. but seeing that i already did that, i put it to you to give it a whirl since i've a restraining order placed on me that prohibits me from being within a russia's width of her clitoris.

Around Betty White's Vagina in 80 Days [2] by Beeko180 5-21-16

that's bullshit mandingo. there's no way you have a restraining order on you that prohibits you from going within a russia's width of betty white's vagina. clitoris clitoris okay fine. but i HAVE circumnavigated betty white's fuckbucket in 80 days prove it fine. i shall. if it i'll shut you the fuck up. I HEREBY PROCLAIM THAT I SHALL BE THE FIRST PERSON TO GO AROUND BETTY WHITE'S ENORMOUS VAGINA IN 80 DAYS!

Around Betty White's Vagina in 80 Days [3] by Beeko180 5-21-16

i don't think you can actually do that. i bet you can't do that. what do you bet that i can't do it? i dunno. do you have kids? no. i don't know. probably maybe. i've never thought about it. i could have kids. i probably have kids... i think do you want kids? do you mean my kids or your kids?

Around Betty White's Vagina in 80 Days [4] by Beeko180 5-21-16

i don't have kids... i think. i meant, like, i could get a bunch of kids from a playground or something and give them to you if you win the wager what's the wager? some kids from a playground if you can travel all the way around betty white's humongous pussy in 80 days the fuck am i going to do with a bunch of goats? what? what?

Around Betty White's Vagina in 80 Days [5] by Beeko180 5-21-16

what? what? *SPLAG* what? what?

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Around Betty White's Vagina in 80 Days [6] by Beeko180 5-21-16

okay so a bunch of kids from a playground if you win the wager. do you take the wager? fuck the goats kids fuck the kids you don't want to do that fuck the playground?

Around Betty White's Vagina in 80 Days [7] by Beeko180 5-21-16

so you don't want kids? what the fuck am i going to do with a bunch of goats? kids what? they're children. i'm going to give you children. not if i don't consent to it you're not. that would be rape, buddy.

Around Betty White's Vagina in 80 Days [8] by Beeko180 5-21-16

this is ridiculous. do you want children or not? what do you have to wager except for the children? three hundred million dollars US in small unmarked bills. and you thought of wagering a bunch of goats before that? kids whatever. same thing.

Around Betty White's Vagina in 80 Days [9] by Beeko180 5-21-16

so do you take the wager of three hundred million dollars US in small unmarked bills if you can successfully circumnavigate betty white's massively oversized coochie in 80 days? sure. whatever. okay then do it. done. what? i'm done.

Around Betty White's Vagina in 80 Days [10] - fin. by Beeko180 5-21-16

you can't be done. you haven't even left yet. i traveled through time. you traveled through time and still took 80 days to go around betty white's vagina? probably thing is huge, man.

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