CC 312: Singalong Sally 1 by biped 2-04-06

"...scientists have confirmed that the world will be destroyed in 30 days. And now, here's Chip with sports." Mommy, when's my birthday? In 30 days. "R stands for Robin... S stands for Song...T stands for Tweety-Bird... won't you sing along?" La, la, la!

CC 312: Singalong Sally 2 by biped 2-04-06

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! THIRTY DAYS TO HELL!!! NNGGGHHH... YAAAAAAA!!! "Ohhh, who are the people in your neighborhood... in your neighborhood... in your neigh-bor-hooood..." So, what do you think about the big global death sentence, Sally? 'Fraid of how horrible your death's gonna be? No, I'm just mad cuz it's gonna mess up my birthday! I'm gonna be FOUR...la, la, la! ...and we should all follow the example of this brave little girl, and sing...SING in the face of death! Come on, everyone... LA, LA, LAAAAA!!! OHHH, WE'RE ALL GONNA BE DEAD!!! LA, LA, LAAAAA!!!

CC 312: Singalong Sally 3 by biped 2-04-06

...and so, little Sally was named Grand Marshall of the "We're All Gonna Die Horribly" parade, leading the teeming masses in joyous song. "B STANDS FOR BODY...C STANDS FOR CORPSE... " OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO DIIEEE!!! LA, LA, LAAAAAA!!! DEATH WILL BE FUUUUN!!! LA, LA, LAAAAAA!!! Too bad we'll be dead before we get to know how the Super Bowl turns out...oh well, LA, LA, LAAAAAA!!! Now I'll never give birth to my little baby boy that I was going to name Timmy...ah fuck it, LA, LA, LAAAAA!!!

CC 312: Singalong Sally 4 by biped 2-04-06

What the FUCK?!? Earth's impending doom was supposed to SCARE them! Yeah, so that we could feed off of their fear! What's this "LA, LA, LA" shit? GRRRR!!! ARRRGH!!! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE HORRIBLY!!! MWUH-HA-HAAA!!! Isn't it WONDERFUL? LA, LA, LAAAAAA!!! Listen, little girl...KNOCK IT OFF!!! SHUT UP!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 312: Singalong Sally 5 by biped 2-04-06

...and so, all the governments of the Earth have banded together with little Sally to tell our alien executioners to "SHUT UP!!!" "SHUT UP!!!" SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! This is totally unacceptable! Let's get outta here! Yeah! They're still gonna blow up anyway! HA-HAAA!!!

CC 312: Singalong Sally 6 by biped 2-04-06

Sally -- for helping us to drive away the killer aliens, we're giving you the Congressional Medal Of Honor. You are the first little girl ever to -- SHUT UP!!! Well...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sally! You mean happy DEATHday, don't ya, Mommy? HA HA! La, la --

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.