To commemorate the passing of Julius Caesar a mere 2060 years ago (there was no year 0, think about it), create a strip that finds humor in some aspect of Roman history, mythos, or culture. Making fun of roman numerals is just too easy unless it's truly pee-your-pants funny.  I shall judge after the ides of March.

Not an entry, but enjoy!

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CC 663 "Where All Roads Lead" by Makin_d_bacon 3-02-17

On Mt. Olympus with the God, MARS... So, Rhea Silvia is knocked up again with TWINS this time! That means, at least, I ain't shootin blanks. In honor of that fact methinks I'll have em name some great city. Hey Romulus, dad IS a God right? So it shouldn't take YOU this darned long to build a stinkin city! Patience my dear Remus. Rome isn't built in a day!

Silver Spoonerisms 0 - The Spuriously Contrived Origin! by Namgubed 3-04-17

Widely attributed to 18th century Rev. William A. Spooner, a spoonerism is a transposition of sounds between words in a phrase, with a humorous effect. The Lord is our Shoving Leopard. Rowr! Move it along, people! They can, however, be traced further back to a little-known 2nd century Roman orator named Strenius. What did Caesar ask the donkey ballerina? I dunno, Strenius, what DID Caesar ask the donkey ballerina? So as this turn of phrase gained more popularity, it was referred to as ......... "A joke of Strenius." "Et bray, tutu?" I am SO spinning in my grave right now.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Moturd wrote:

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To commemorate the passing of Julius Caesar a mere 2060 years ago (there was no year 0, think about it), create a strip that finds humor in some aspect of Roman history, mythos, or culture. Making fun of roman numerals is just too easy unless it's truly pee-your-pants funny.  I shall judge after the ides of March.

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The bar may be too high but it'll take more than THAT to keep me from drinking!

RCL no. 5673 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-09-17

*frrrrrrpt* Oh, look... RCLG is still at only 106 followers! Are we supposed to pretend you didn't just fart?

RCL no. 5674 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-09-17

Looks like you're holding in a bunch of gas, Randolph... Yes.......I..............am! It's a lot healthier for you if you just release it... Can't.... Everyone....will.....DIE!! Oh, my God! It's the Ides of FART!!!

RCL no. 5675 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-09-17

Wanna tell me what caused all this destruction, Donkey? Well, officer... This huge ape-like creature hulked its way into the middle of town and unleashed one gigantic, destructive FART! Who? King Kong?? No... Shaquille O'neal! Oh, snap!

RCL no. 5676 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-09-17

Honey, did you see where I put my screw- Uh, oh. I know that look on her face. First comes the fart... *frrrrrrpt* ...and then comes the dumpage. *OOMPH*

RCL no. 5676 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-09-17

Honey, did you see where I put my screw- Uh, oh. I know that look on her face. First comes the fart... *frrrrrrpt* ...and then comes the dumpage. *OOMPH*

RCL no. 5679 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-09-17

Meanwhile, the comedy team of Wigu and Bobo play The Greek... Did you just fart, Bobo? Why do you ask, Wigu? Because, it smells FUNNY in here! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Okay, I'm done.  For now.  Muwahahahahahahahahaha

Groovy! - BOOMSKI!! by edoggydog 3-13-17

Pull my finger! Okay! I been drinking a shitload of Superbeets® for the nitrates, which in turn gives me Superfarts®! Groovy!®

Well that was terrible.  I think we can do a little better.

CC663: Everyone agreed not to leave any historical record by evil_d 3-14-17

What ho, Publius! Well met, Toysrus! Are you going to the Colosseum today to watch the lions fight? I heard they couldn't get any lions. Had to use substitutes. Substitutes? Like what?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Or if you prefer:

CC663 alternate joke by evil_d 3-14-17

What ho, Secundus! Well met, Streptococcus! Are you going down to watch the crucifixions today? Oh, they've outlawed that barbarous practice. Replaced it with something more humane. Please just crucify me.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Or if you prefer:

CC663 alternate joke by evil_d 3-14-17

What ho, Secundus! Well met, Streptococcus! Are you going down to watch the crucifixions today? Oh, they've outlawed that barbarous practice. Replaced it with something more humane. Please just crucify me.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Terrific entries, all.  Joke of Strenius, Toysrus, awesome stuff. 

But having heard the droning of the pipes a few times, I have to go with this late entry:

CC663 alternate joke by evil_d 3-14-17

What ho, Secundus! Well met, Streptococcus! Are you going down to watch the crucifixions today? Oh, they've outlawed that barbarous practice. Replaced it with something more humane. Please just crucify me.

Congratulations evil_d !

Thanks!  I have no idea what we're doing next, so please be patient while I brainstorm.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!