Okay, I've got it.  We're going to do a contest about passwords.  People who use "123456" for everything, and what happens to them because of it.  Applications with byzantine password requirements.  Sharing a password with someone else even though you know you're not supposed to.  When was the last time you changed your Stripcreator password?  Have you ever changed your Stripcreator password?

I'll judge your comics as well as your computer security practices on Friday, March 24th.  So you have a little over a week.  Get cracking!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Real Life: Reset by four_legged_tripod 3-16-17

Thank you for calling customer service, how may I help you? I forgot my password and need to reset it. No problem. Let me just find your personalized security question. Um... "Hey baby, what are you wearing?" None of your business you fucking pervert! That is the correct answer, but please sir, stop calling me everyday to reset your password. Tease!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Real Life: Password by four_legged_tripod 3-16-17

Cleavage. Bra? Sexy. Lingerie? Time's up. The Password was "charity" My sister?!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

New rule: you can't use this joke because I just used it.

CC664: Who can remember all that? by evil_d 3-16-17

Son! Someone hacked my face book again! I keep telling you, Dad, this wouldn't happen if you used stronger passwords. You can't keep using "123456" for everything. One two three four five SIX? Look at mister fancy pants over here!

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RCL no. 5685 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-16-17

BANG! BANG! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! Hey, Kantu... I need the password. For what, F.F.E.? Your mother's pussy, Kantu! HAHAHAHAHAHA- You know my planet went completely genderless eons ago, ergo no one from my planet has genitals, much less your crude term "pussy". The password for this comic is "L@me_0"!

RCL no. 5686 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-16-17

Rub it... Rub it... RUB IT!! RUB IT!! RUB IT!! RUB IT!! ALMOST THERE!!! DON'T STOP!!!! *If, you want to see the Air Dick blow wind, go to PayPal.com and pay for today's password to view the rest of this video. There's got to be a better way to make a living! STAND BACK!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE A GALE-FORCE MONEY SH-*

CC 664 "Too Close to Home" by Makin_d_bacon 3-17-17

C'mon rags...you've been trying to hack her password for over an hour! I must continue, d_bacon! Never say die! Have you tried 1-2-3-4-5-6, yet? 1-2-3-4-5-6? That's stupid. Only a complete MORON would use that for a password. I mean a total Dufuss with a capital "D"! So later, back at home..... "To change password, please enter 'OLD password'!" 1-2-3-4-5-6

RCL no. 5688 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-17-17

What's your password? That's classified! IF, YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE PASSWORD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!! Okay... Okay... It's "123459". WHAT KIND OF WEAK-ASS PASSWORD IS THAT???? YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE 123456 AS YOUR PASSWORD!!!!!! My password was 123456, but the computer system makes me change it every three months for security reasons!

Nobody's done this one yet, huh?

CC664: And don't just leave it on a Post-It on your monitor by evil_d 3-20-17

"123456" Sorry, your password must be at least seven characters long, and must contain at least one of each of these: a lowercase letter, an uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark, an emoji, a kanji, a kireji, a hieroglyph, a space, a backspace, an onomatopoeia, a chemical formula, a catchy tune, a line from one of the lost plays of Aristophanes, Donald Trump's adjusted gross income for any year, a verse of scripture from the one true religion,

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Groovy! - Who's on worst? by edoggydog 3-21-17

All I need now is your password... Groovy! Seriously, I need your password. Groovy! GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD, GODDAMMIT!!! GROOVY, GODDAMMIT!!!

Has it been 60 days already?  Time to change the comic contest, then.

When four_legged_tripod posted the very first entry, I thought, "Man, that's pretty good.  That could win the whole thing."  And so it did!  This inventive comic held the top spot all the way through.

four_legged_tripod wrote:

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Real Life: Reset by four_legged_tripod 3-16-17

Thank you for calling customer service, how may I help you? I forgot my password and need to reset it. No problem. Let me just find your personalized security question. Um... "Hey baby, what are you wearing?" None of your business you fucking pervert! That is the correct answer, but please sir, stop calling me everyday to reset your password. Tease!

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Well thank you d, not only for the nod, but also for letting us know how unsecure (and insecure) we really are.  New contest up soon.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I would have posted a funnier comic, but I forgot how to unlock it.

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