Independence Day in the US is tomorrow, so naturally there's one theme at the front of my mind for a comic contest: Communism.  Let's hear your best Stalin puns, your most vitriolic condemnation of capitalism, your most full-throated defense of workers owning the means of production.  You'll get bonus points for using the red background, but not as many bonus points as you'll get for being funny.  I'll judge in a week or two, and the comrade whose comic is funniest will lead our glorious motherland into the future of CC671.

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CC 670: Back in the USSR by kaufman 7-04-17

Lenin and McCommie o/` It's been a hard day's night. And I've been working like a proletariat! Oh yeah, I tell you something, I think you'll understand, When I say that something. I've got a five-year plan! o/`

Come on and post, people.  I set the bar nice and low!

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I realized that I missed an opportunity to title this thread "CCCP670".  Regrets, I've had a few.

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Real Life: Party Time by four_legged_tripod 7-05-17

Aww. He left me a card. "My love for you is like communism. Everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory." *KNOCK KNOCK* Why the hell is this door locked? Shit. You gotta go. I think she read her card.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 5813 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-05-17

What do you want, son? I'm in the middle of something! I'm doing a report on communism and I don't know what it is... Well, the short of it is it's a political system that forces you to share with other people things that are rightfully yours! Can you give me an example? You know your hot girlfriend with the Phreaky-sized tits? I'm fucking her. As we speak. Wow... Communism SUCKS!!

Think of this comic like the seed money in a homeless man's cup.  But if we had Communism then he wouldn't be homeless, hmm?

CC670: The Marxes

I can't believe you slept with that floozy from down the street, Karl! I'm leaving you! I'm sorry, baby! But my principles dictate that I must give my love to each woman according to her need!

by evil_d, 7-08-17

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RCL no. 5816 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-08-17

I call this my "Red Room", for obvious reasons... No, I am not now, nor have I ever been a communist! I do miss those business trips to the U.S.S.R. back in the day... Ain't nothing like shoot-ing your load all over a Russian whore's hairy armpit, boyeeee!

In Soviet Russia, Joke Tells You by Namgubed 7-09-17

Hey folks, what happens when a Communist soccer player takes a dive in the penalty zone? ♪ TWEEEEET!! Yeah, that's pretty much what happens.

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RCL no. 5820 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-10-17

Let me go through this again... CNN says Putin, the communist, helped Trump, the capitalist, win the electtion. If, he was trying to help someone, you'd think he would have helped Hillary, the socialist. After all, socialism is just communism light! Meanwhile on Fox, Tucker Carlson is arguing with an Arab bitch about her new karate club and... And, how long have I been sucking my thumb?

I'll give this until Friday.  Enough time for you to squeeze out those last few drops of Leninade from your brains.  See?  There's a communism pun.  Oh, but I didn't think of it myself, though.

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Thank you all for serving the motherland with these products of your labor.

We are all equals, of course, but it is time to choose who is the most equal.

The position of "used to be in favor but has recently been ousted and may soon be purged" goes to kaufman and his Beatles jokes.

But our new glorious leader is four_legged_tripod for this comic:

Real Life: Party Time by four_legged_tripod 7-05-17

Aww. He left me a card. "My love for you is like communism. Everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory." *KNOCK KNOCK* Why the hell is this door locked? Shit. You gotta go. I think she read her card.

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Well color me red! Thanks comrade!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Wow...  Communism REALLY sucks!