Well, after much consideration and going back-and-forth in the bathtub, farting, I have picked a winner for this contest! YAY!
I won't try to work the word impeachment into some snarky sentence when announcing the winner as we all know who it is.
You win, D.W.!
Maybe, you can come up with a contest that more strippers will want to enter. Otherwise, it appears it will be just you and I going back-in-forth in this bathtub together for the foreseeable future!