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Mr. Wonderful
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I only have one new comic to post so I'm going to fill it out with some older comics.
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| Hi! I'm Danny Girls! They call me "Danny Girls" because I can turn INTO girls! | |
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| Nonsense. Why, such a thing is completely, utterly, absurdly impossible. | |
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| You A**HOLE! Why didn't you tell me you were telling the TRUTH? | |
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| Huh? But... but... that doesn't make SENSE! | |
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| You were right, Mommy! "M*A*S*H" really IS a funny show! | |
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| Aww...I'm so glad you're enjoying it, sweetie. It's one of Mommy's favorites. | |
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| You know, Ed... sometimes I worry that some scenes might be a little too sad for Sally. | |
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| Yeah...that show did have its truly heartfelt moments from time to time. | |
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| "I have a message. Lt Col. Henry Blake's plane...was shot down...over the Sea of Japan. It spun in...there were no survivors." | |
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| HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! | |
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| Ed, listen--it's "our song"! (sigh) Oh, it's so true what they say... music is the best "time machine." | |
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| Uh-huh. Except for one thing... | |
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| With music, you can't go back in time and kill Baby Hitler. | |
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| Look! Me found kitty cat! | |
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| Me glad you found kitty cat! | |
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| Me glad you glad me found kitty cat! | |
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| Me glad you glad me glad you found kitty cat! | |
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| ...me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad... | |
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| ...you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you found kitty cat! | |
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| Sir--please assume your crash position as you were clearly instructed to do mere moments ago. | |
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| Well, that's just about the sorriest excuse for a crash position I ever saw. Hey, everybody--check out this loser's shitty crash position. | |
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| Sorry, no job openings for you at this time, Mr. Splet. Or should I say--"Mr. Shitty Crash Position." | |
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--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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