Eskimo Godfather: The Restaurant Scene by biped 1-04-22

How's the Eskimo food in this place? Good. Try the seal. It's the best in the village. I'll have it. I'm gonna speak Aluet to Michael now.

I Had To Help by biped 12-22-21

Ah shore do have a hankerin' for a big hunk of fudge cake right about now. I tried to teach you how to make fudge cake once, but you just up 'n rode off. Well...I had to help stop a buffalo stampede.

Rodeo Horse, Rodeo Dog by biped 11-26-21

I just wrote a new song. It's called "Rodeo Horse, Rodeo Dog." How does it go? "Rodeo Horse, Rodeo Dog... WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! Rodeo dog."

Gainfully-Employed Horse by biped 11-11-21

Would you like fries with that? With my coffee and cinnabun? No. Would you like fries with that? Umm, babies don't ...err, never mind. Would you like fries with that? GAAAAAAA!!!

It's Pete...It's Robot Joe...It's Pete...It's Robot Joe by biped 5-22-21

Nothing lasts forever. Except for nothing. It lasts forever.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I wonder if we'll ever find out if anyone wants fries with anything.

 

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.