Here are the comics that I have made during this calendar year. You can either (a) read them, (b) not read them, or (c) other.

 

Sally in: "The Ballad of 'Birdsy' Brando" by biped 11-01-22

...And so, many people are totally unaware that Marlon Brandon had a brother, "Birdsy" Brando, so named for his belief that he was a ruby-throated-- Hi, Mommy! Am I too late for your new "Birdsy" Brando class? Um, well, Sally dear, err...I'm afraid this class is meant for grown-ups only, so, um, heh heh, you really can't-- Mommy, if you don't let me be in your "Birdsy" Brando class, I will kill a hundred dogs. This just in -- horrible little girl threatens to kill a hundred dogs. And in an unrelated story, "Birdsy" Brando is currently trending on Twitter.

Ramrod Horse by biped 10-28-22

Howdy! I'm Ramrod Horse! Yep, that's me! Ramrod Horse! "Ramrod Horse"? That's interesting! What do you do? My job is to be the ramrod on cattle drives! Yep, head man! The ramrod! Wow! Which ranch do you work for? None! Nobody will hire me!

Rafe and Zeke in: "Hog Taters" by biped 10-06-22

Say, Zeke! What's currently a-goin' on with you in the way of crops and whatnot? Well, Rafe, I is a-growin' me a mess of hog taters. Yep...hog taters. Mmm-hmm. Hog taters? Did you say hog taters? Why, what is hog taters, and why does you call them "hog taters"? Well, Rafe, hog taters (a) smell like hogs, (b) taste like hogs, and (c) sound like hogs when they're a-cookin'. Great leapin' horny toad sakes alive, Zeke! And is these hog taters SHAPED like hogs, too? No, Rafe, hog taters ain't a-shaped like hogs, they is a-shaped like aircraft carriers.

 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Crabby King Crab by biped 9-14-22

How humiliating... here I am, King of the Crabs...and I'm still expected to birth babies. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies! I DON'T HAVE TO BIRTH NO STINKIN' BABIES!!!

Hog-Wolf's Hoodies by biped 8-21-22

YO, guess what? HOG-WOLF is sellin' some DOPE HOODIES! Wait..."Hog-Wolf"? Who the heck is "Hog-Wolf"? Dig, he's that hog who turns into a wolf. You know, like the Wolf-Man. Then shouldn't he be "Wolf-Hog"? As in, the way a man turning into a wolf is a "Wolf-Man"? Well, yeah, bro, but you know...dope hoodies.

Eskimo Godfather: The Restaurant Scene by biped 1-04-22

How's the Eskimo food in this place? Good. Try the seal. It's the best in the village. I'll have it. I'm gonna speak Aluet to Michael now.

 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.