Archeologist Horse by biped 7-10-23

Hey, this looks like a good place! Let's start digging here! Maybe we'll find some old pottery and utensils and bones and historical artifacts and other cool stuff to put in a museum! Yippee! Ten years later... Oh, well! Let's dig somewhere else!

Rayon-Crayon Horse by biped 7-31-23

Hi! I'm Rayon-Crayon Horse! I got that name because I wear various kinds of rayons and use various colors of crayons! Hi. I'm Danny Girls. And I guess the reason I got that name is because I can turn INTO girls.

Various Jobs And Designations Horse by biped 8-06-23

Hi! I'm "Various Jobs And Designations" Horse! I got that name because I always have various-- Oh, for Pete's sake, give it a rest, already! Hi! I'm "Never, For Pete's Sake, Give It A Rest, Already" Horse! I got that name because I never, for Pete's sake-- Fine. Stand here alone and talk to yourself, then. HI! I'M "STANDING HERE ALONE, TALKING TO MYSELF" HORSE!

HOT DOG HORSE by biped 1-30-24

Hi, I'm -- YAAAAAAAA!!! IT'S A HORSE THAT TALKS!!! A HORSE THAT TALKS!!! Err...I was going to say "Hi, I'm Hot Dog Horse. They call me that because I like to eat hot dogs." Oh. Well, THAT'S not so distinctive.

THE GLANDS OF HORSE GOO-GOO by biped 4-28-24

So, umm...did you see the title of this thing? Yep. Fuck it. I got nothing. Fucking biped.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.