Various Jobs And Designations Horse by biped 8-06-23

Hi! I'm "Various Jobs And Designations" Horse! I got that name because I always have various-- Oh, for Pete's sake, give it a rest, already! Hi! I'm "Never, For Pete's Sake, Give It A Rest, Already" Horse! I got that name because I never, for Pete's sake-- Fine. Stand here alone and talk to yourself, then. HI! I'M "STANDING HERE ALONE, TALKING TO MYSELF" HORSE!

HOT DOG HORSE by biped 1-30-24

Hi, I'm -- YAAAAAAAA!!! IT'S A HORSE THAT TALKS!!! A HORSE THAT TALKS!!! Err...I was going to say "Hi, I'm Hot Dog Horse. They call me that because I like to eat hot dogs." Oh. Well, THAT'S not so distinctive.

THE GLANDS OF HORSE GOO-GOO by biped 4-28-24

So, umm...did you see the title of this thing? Yep. Fuck it. I got nothing. Fucking biped.

"Hippy" Hog by biped 7-29-24

Peace and love, Farmer Brown. Thanks, "Hippy" Hog. Pardon me, Farmer Brown. Was that... THE "Hippy" Hog? Yep. Oh, joy. For lo, these many years, have I sought audience with him, yet encountered only sad impostors.

Hippy Hog 2: The Search Continues by biped 11-19-24

Hippy Hog!!! HIPPY HOOOOGGGG!!! Peace and love, groovy dude. Oh, JOY! For years I have been searching for -- HEY! You're not the REAL Hippy Hog! You're just a CHEAP IMPOSTOR! Curses...foiled again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Beautiful Entrails of "Augie" O'Brien by biped 2-08-25

I really like your beautiful entrails, "Augie." They're really, really beautiful. Wait...you saw my entrails? Like, when you took out my appendix? Oh, I couldn't stop with JUST your appendix. So I made a much, MUCH bigger incision and just took out ALL of your entrails. Well, here's your...oops.

Sally in: "The 64-Cent Question" by biped 2-25-25

Mommy, why is the universe so topsy-turvy? Like, wrong is right... black is white... day is night? Umm...err... well... Ed, Sally's questioning the universe. Awww, our little girl is...oh look, a doctor on TV just said that we should eat more mud. She didn't know. See? They're just as stupid as we are.

And Now, The Sensational "Vampire Horse" by biped 4-08-25

Hi! I'm "The Sensational Vampire Horse"! People call me "The Sensational Vampire Horse" because -- Do you know why pigs can't fly? Hmm? Uhh...well, I always assumed it was because they don't have -- It's because they live in a "no-fly" zone. Everywhere that pigs live is a "no-fly" zone.

Jimmy One-Time Meets Hard-Of-Hearing Horse by biped 6-14-25

My name's Jimmy One-Time. Da boyz call me dat cuz I only say tings one time. Hi! I'm "Hard-of-Hearing" Horse! Did you say something? Yes I did, but I ain't gonna say it again cuz I'm Jimmy One-Time. What?

Pregnernt by biped 6-21-25

Doc...I took the home pregnancy test, and according to the little stick thing that I peed on, I am pregnant. Was it a real home pregnancy test, or one of those "prank" ones that people are handing out for laughs? Prepare to defend yourself, Ed.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.