My first multi-parter. The narration is taken from the complete lyrics of a song by one of my favorite bands in the world, The Billy Nayer Show. It's pretty funny when you hear it, it might not translate well to the comic format, but here it is anyway.

"Christ" - a song by The Billy Nayer Show -part 1 by lara7 12-03-01

I was there the day that Christ was born. I heard Gabriel blow his happy horn. It looks like you're having a baby! Yay! Three men came to the manger. They whispered, "Howdy stranger." Howdy stranger. I brought you some frankincense. And I could tell right then the child's life would be in danger. Nobody told the dad, huh? Nope. He'll find out soon enough.

"Christ" - a song by The Billy Nayer Show -part 2 by lara7 12-03-01

I heard him talking on the hill top high. And I remember thinking," What a guy." Love your neighbor as yourself. hmmm..That's not a bad idea! He didn't look too tough but, He said some real cool stuff. You shouldn't throw rocks at that lady, unless you're without sin. Hey! You're right! And he quit talking after everyone had heard enough. So that's the Sermon on the Mount. Any questions? Wow, that was shorter and more inspiring than Ralph Nader's Sermon on Campaign Finance!

"Christ" - a song by The Billy Nayer Show -part 3 by lara7 12-03-01

And I was there the night he had his trial. I took a seat because it took a while. The prosecution will prove that not only is the defendant a royal pain in the ass, he's been unlawfully harassing the money-changing industry. oh no! Why'd I get this guy instead of Marcia Clark? He had no real defense though. It got pretty intense though. Well Jesus of Nazareth, do you have any statements towards your defense? One day, people'll thank me for this. Except not you, Judge, you'll be busy frying in Hell. And everyone I knows been talkin' bout it ever since though. Oh c'mon, it would have been the Trial of the Century! Bigger than the Lindbergh Baby Kidnapping and Fatty Arbuckle! Have you kangaroo jockeys never heard of OJ? Geez! Or do you not have Court TV down there yet?

"Christ" - a song by The Billy Nayer Show –part 4 by lara7 12-03-01

And I was there when he was crucified. I hung around and watched him as he died. Ouch! Hmm. I bet there's a more entertaining way to do this. Think I'll invent the Colosseum. I packed a simple lunch. Just something I could munch on. You're still up there? I gotta tell you, you're losing market share to "Survivor". I couldn't hear what he was saying but I had a hunch. Mblss ywer hoows mrum heer.... What about my house?

"Christ" - a song by The Billy Nayer Show –part 5 by lara7 12-03-01

And I was there the night he rose from the dead. He had a light that went around his head. Thank God that part's over. What next? Moh?? He drove around all night. And he was quite a sight. Peter? Thomas? Where are you guys? Let's have some wine..my treat! And when I talk about this part people get real uptight. Guys?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I love it! It's the feel good hit of the season! It was better than Cats!

No, really. It was pretty funny. Better than MY "Jesus" comic, which sucked poo.

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Did we evolve from apes, or the other way around?

Read it. Loved it. Wanna be like you.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

very inspired! :}

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

I liked it. I have a feeling I would have liked it more if I were familiar with the song, but it still managed to tickle me.

glad ya'll liked it. Should I send it to the band, or do you think the non-SC world in general doesn't "get" SC strips?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

That was good! I wish I knew the song. Is it online someplace?

If they don't get the limitations they may wonder at some of the choices. But you could include a link to the site in general too.

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That was good! I wish I knew the song. Is it online someplace?

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not as far as I can tell. there's some samples of BNS music at http://www.billynayer.com/music/ , but not that song.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Damn! I missed them! "The Skinned Rabbit" was a good listen. I noticed the lyrics for the one you posted online - that must have been a time-saver.

That "Meet the Bunny King" cover and title seem familiar. I think I have an audiophile friend who made me listen to it when I was toasted on tequila one night ages ago.

I wanna have your child.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

DX , you want to have the children of anything that calls itself female on these forums.

And quite a few who dont.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

On nachos.

Without lubrication.

Cue The Stooges 1969 debut LP:

[b]Now I wanna, have your child
and now I wanna, have your child....[/b]

Actually, my child wants to have -you-. He's always been turned on by corpsepaint. And Chico metal.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.