Okay..everyone embroiled in the nasty post fests and user bashing that's running rampant lately...listen up. Its a moment of seriousness from someone who rarely takes a damn thing seriously.

Quit arguing every point, and people won't argue back with you. Act like a smuck, you're going to get treated like one both online and in the real world. If those of you who cannot read a post without getting offended every fucking time someone you dislike posts..then IGNORE IT. That works for both sides.

My job is Human Resources...I deal with this crap all day from adults who behave worse than children. I come on here for amusement, and I don't want to see it here too. I'd bet Spankling's ball gag that just about everyone here doesn't want to see it either. If you can't debate without it turning into a grudgematch, name calling, platitude throwing, or constantly having the last word, then you have no business typing a damn thing. Or at least take it the hell somewhere else like email and spare the rest of us and let us freaking enjoy ourselves.

It's one thing to stir the shit with people you know aren't going to be offended, its another to stir it just because you want to be an asshole. If you don't know the difference then you have no reason being here in the first place because more than likely you have no sense of humor, and your skin is thinner than an onion.

I am now going shut up and go staple greenery onto my walls before I type anything else and start naming names.

*rant mode over*

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Hey! That was directed at me, wasn't it? Why, the nerve of you!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

::cowers in fear::

ok ill be good now

um....

lick my balls?

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Dad was flammable

It's time to clean house.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That was soooo hot.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spank, I wouldn't REALLY bet your ball gag, it just made for a more powerful frame of reference. ;)

Stapling greenery is a really powerful anger management tool!!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I don't think you could bet Spankling's ball gag. Didn't I just see it on auction at eBay?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Was it the squeaky one?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

No, it was the one with the butt plug attached to the front.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Speaking of that, look what I made with the fun new 3D rendering program I have. It has a lathe editor, which is great for making...

Then there's the chessboard. (Sorry about those two screwed up squares - something went awry in the rendering.) Plus I was two lazy to make anything past the pawns and a rook.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

*falls out of her chair in hysterical laughter*

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Ah yes, I remember that old computer game - Buttle Chess.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Look what I found in the attic. Who's up for a game?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

And Gabe called me a sick bastard when I noted the resemblance.

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What others say about boorite!