I'm thirsty.

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Dad was flammable

I'm a beatnik.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I've got an elbow.

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Dad was flammable

I just found another one.

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Dad was flammable

I just inhaled.

I just exhaled.

I just inhaled.

I just exhaled.

I just inhaled.

I just exhaled.

I just inhaled.

I just exhaled.

.

.

.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard milk just spat round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,
my hard disk just span round,

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Dad was flammable

I chuckled at the recent posts on this thread.

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This is not my empire.

Winamp just played me an MP3.

Rod Stewart - Charlie Parker Loves Me.

I think its going to play me another one soon.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Nazis just burned down a grocery in Bradford.

I jumped up and down 69 times.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

i ate the purple berries

I tried and tried and tried again.

agian

again

again

again

again

again

well at least I got to 700 before brad switched.
:-)

I'm eating a pizza. At least I think that's what this is.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

im masterbaitin

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sex

I'm reading all your posts.

I blinked!

Oh my god and again!

I blinked!

My lamp is flashing 50 times a second but I can't see it flash I just know it is.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I'm in Canada RIGHT NOW!

I'm also recycling posts from other threads.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I'm wishing I never posted this one.

I'm laughing at this;
the beauty of foolishness
Because its silly.

did i get it right?
5 syl
7 syl
5 syl

at least thats what britanica said.