An entry from "Tobor's Cyclotronic Medical Dictionary":
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di·a·be·tes mel·li·tus
Description - A metabolic disorder generally caused by complete or partial failure of the pancreas to produce sufficient amounts of insulin, a hormone that allows cells to take in sugars.
Symptoms - Excessive hunger, thirst, and urination. Patient exhibits general symptoms of hyperglycemia.
Treatment - Cornholing.
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