I'm new....read my pitiful attempts at a comic strip, please...

Thank You!

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Imagine I wrote something witty here...

Um, did you give this thread a title?

because I sure as hell can't see one, which makes it almost impossible to read.

(go easy on the flaming with this one guys, he's a mate)

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Dad was flammable

oh great NOW it has a title, which makes me look like I'm a frikkin' moron!

thanks

((sex with hippos rules!))

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Dad was flammable

I thought it would be be good if I wrote SQL Error in the subject line. Obviously, it wasn't...

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Imagine I wrote something witty here...

But what's the fun of bringing us a newbie if we can't ream him?!

Excellent! Prefered the george joke to the Bobby Davro joke, just realise he does look a bit like George, wish there was a Zippy on here! Your 8 are better than my 51 put together, that's so depressing! Oh and Hi by the way, and a friend of Kajun is a hater of me!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CampbellSTP? STD more like.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

I don't, wait...Sexually Transmitted Diseases????

Nope, I still don't get it.

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Imagine I wrote something witty here...

In Australia, STD is a long-distance phone call - subscriber trunk dialling.

Leads to some confusion...

...well, no, it doesn't, but it makes for some very easy jokes.

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Easy like a certain Glaswegian's maw...

I didn't know Gabe lived in Scotland...

quote:

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In Australia, STD is a long-distance phone call - subscriber trunk dialling.

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In with the new...

[Click to view comic: ''Rex The Runt' - At The Movies!'][Click to view comic: ''Rex The Runt' - At The Movies! - 2']

Comments-a-plenty, please.

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Imagine I wrote something witty here...

I just thought I'd give this thread a touch of class by adding this piece of greatness that I just shat out:

[Click to view comic: 'Michael Jackson: The Official Biography']

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Dad was flammable

Ummm...

[Click to view comic: 'The evolution of Michael Jackson...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Don't fight guys, there's room for a dozen MJ bios. And both of yours are far better than this:

[Click to view comic: 'The Second Worst Michael Jackson Biography']

That's second worst because of this:

[Click to view comic: 'The Unauthorized Michael Jackson Biography by fuck']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The sad thing is, I actually went to www.biography.com to make sure I got the years right.

and I recognised Wirthling's strip straight away, must be a sign that I have no originality left.

shit.

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Dad was flammable

Even the Bobby Davro joke cant save those comics .

However , it does give me an idea for a comic.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

quote:

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Even the Bobby Davro joke cant save those comics .

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and here's another example of my obvious lack of originality:

[Click to view comic: 'role reversal']
[Click to view comic: 'Trading Places']

Gabe done the weeks before me, I guess I'm just a complete moron!

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Dad was flammable

Beat you both...

[Click to view comic: 'Turnabout is fair play, part 2']

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I'm even worse, I ripped off all three of you:

[Click to view comic: 'Band Names: New Order']