I'm new....read my pitiful attempts at a comic strip, please...

Thank You!

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Imagine I wrote something witty here...

Um, did you give this thread a title?

because I sure as hell can't see one, which makes it almost impossible to read.

(go easy on the flaming with this one guys, he's a mate)

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Dad was flammable

oh great NOW it has a title, which makes me look like I'm a frikkin' moron!

thanks

((sex with hippos rules!))

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Dad was flammable

I thought it would be be good if I wrote SQL Error in the subject line. Obviously, it wasn't...

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Imagine I wrote something witty here...

But what's the fun of bringing us a newbie if we can't ream him?!

Excellent! Prefered the george joke to the Bobby Davro joke, just realise he does look a bit like George, wish there was a Zippy on here! Your 8 are better than my 51 put together, that's so depressing! Oh and Hi by the way, and a friend of Kajun is a hater of me!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CampbellSTP? STD more like.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

I don't, wait...Sexually Transmitted Diseases????

Nope, I still don't get it.

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Imagine I wrote something witty here...

In Australia, STD is a long-distance phone call - subscriber trunk dialling.

Leads to some confusion...

...well, no, it doesn't, but it makes for some very easy jokes.

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Easy like a certain Glaswegian's maw...

I didn't know Gabe lived in Scotland...

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In Australia, STD is a long-distance phone call - subscriber trunk dialling.

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In with the new...

'Rex The Runt' - At The Movies! by CampbellSTP 12-27-01

'Rex' gets his big chance with Miramax to discuss his plans for a new motion picture. The basic plot would be: I crash-land unto a seemingly new planet, where Apes rule over Humans. I call it...'Titanic'. I'm fired, aren't I? Hell Yes!

'Rex The Runt' - At The Movies! - 2 by CampbellSTP 12-27-01

The next day.... So the basic plot is, I, erm, crash-land unto a seemingly new...erm, *island* where, erm, I only have a football to talk to! You're fir- Tom Hanks has expressed an interest in playing me. CHA-CHING!

Comments-a-plenty, please.

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Imagine I wrote something witty here...

I just thought I'd give this thread a touch of class by adding this piece of greatness that I just shat out:

Michael Jackson: The Official Biography by KajunFirefly 12-28-01

1967: o/ A, B, C, it's easy as 1, 2, 3, oooh! o/ 1982: o/ I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it, c'mon, oooh! o/ 2001: o/ baby, be mine, everything is worth it baby, oh girl, ooooh! o/

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Dad was flammable

Ummm...

The evolution of Michael Jackson... by wirthling 6-06-01

Michael Jackson in 1981... Ben, the two of us need look no more. Hyee ee hee! Michael Jackson in 1991... You know I'm bad, I'm bad! You know it! Hyee ee hee! Michael Jackson in 2001... Skreeecfllk grakkh kryeeeeee! Hyee ee hee!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Don't fight guys, there's room for a dozen MJ bios. And both of yours are far better than this:

The Second Worst Michael Jackson Biography by kaufman 12-28-01

1968 Look, Tito, it's a clear day here in Gary. I can see across the street. I'm over here, Michael. 1988 RAAAR! LEAHCIM WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! 1995 Hey Elvis! It's me, your son-in-law! Tee hee.

That's second worst because of this:

The Unauthorized Michael Jackson Biography by fuck by kaufman 12-28-01

1970 Im blakker than this now butt my brothers rapp me. they rap you good 1984 watch my thriler video or i will have to rap you on the trane to nevverland. i am a dogg you queer rappist 2o0l your affrade of me arnt you cuntwash! prngtkclg

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The sad thing is, I actually went to www.biography.com to make sure I got the years right.

and I recognised Wirthling's strip straight away, must be a sign that I have no originality left.

shit.

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Dad was flammable

Even the Bobby Davro joke cant save those comics .

However , it does give me an idea for a comic.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Even the Bobby Davro joke cant save those comics .

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and here's another example of my obvious lack of originality:

role reversal by Geniu$ 8-25-01

it's pretty weird over here! yeah, the world looks so different!

Trading Places by gabe_billings 8-01-01

You're on my side, bitch.

Gabe done the weeks before me, I guess I'm just a complete moron!

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Dad was flammable

Beat you both...

Turnabout is fair play, part 2 by DexX 1-17-01

Ho hum, another default strip. if this is default, why does my brain hurt? I know what you mean... my eyes are watering... ...and I have this ringing sound in my ears... Aaaaahhhh.... Much better.....

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I'm even worse, I ripped off all three of you:

Band Names: New Order by kramer_vs_kramer 10-05-01