I found a way to make easy forum characters. Lands End Virtual Model. We'd all start off in our underwear, which is good for boorite, since that's all he wears anyway. But then you can go and dress your model in Lands End clothing, so you can look like the yuppie you've always wanted to be.

Here's my model.

Here's me in some snazzy outfits. Which have convinced me not to shop at Lands End anymore.

And here's one more I made.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My rack is way bigger than that.

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

quote:

---

Working with me is absolutly free, so come back as often as you like, and have fun!

---

Dammit. I messed up somewhere. Even the underwear doesn't fit me.

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The red 'X' really brings out the colour in your eyes.

---
Dad was flammable

Aarrghh!! (Crawls back into his hole.)

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I managed to pick some nice clothes and discovered just what a fat, Buddha-bellied fuck I've become lately.

Thanks. I owe you one.

**

P.S: Does anybody else just get the PHP script for the Spell checker when they open the Spell Checker window?

---
I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Can you have cats, cause then Kaufman has got his one sorted.

---
I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

It even lets you try on dolphins!

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

All their fat clothes seem to involve form-fitting stretch material. I already knew from experience before looking at the clothes on the virtual model, that "skin-tight" is not a phrase that fat girls should ever be looking for on their clothing.

Anyway, here's me:

---
I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

OK. I'm ready for the cover of Gentleman's Quarterly now (burp).

Actually not too far off except for the hair-do. It's just that all the available hair styles look like something off the cover of "Boy's Life".

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"