We decided to rent a couple of DVDs and spend the evening on the couch huddled in the warm glow of the laptop screen.

The theme for the evening was mindfuck flicks. We warmed up with The Game, starring Michael Douglas which got the confusion flowing, followed by the tour de force Memento, which still has my head spinning. To make matters worse, I just found the website for Momento http://www.otnemem.com which I'm sure will make my head ache even more.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The local is still open, Gabe.

Go outside, Gabe....

Gabe?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Memento is a good mindfuck.

Mindfuck movies are a personal favourite of mine.

Now. Gabe. Go out and rent "Cube".

Follow it up with some "Light" mindfucking (Try out LA confidential and The Usual Suspects , Existenz) , and then re watch memento and see if you spotted all the things you missed the first time round.

and Ill see you back here in 6 weeks when your therapy finishes.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Not forgetting a liberal helping of David Lynch, of course. The Master of Mindfuck.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

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Memento is a good mindfuck.

Mindfuck movies are a personal favourite of mine.

Now. Gabe. Go out and rent "Cube".

Follow it up with some "Light" mindfucking (Try out LA confidential and The Usual Suspects , Existenz) , and then re watch memento and see if you spotted all the things you missed the first time round.

and Ill see you back here in 6 weeks when your therapy finishes.

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Existenz was a pile of ass.

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I haven't seen it, but sometimes rewatching a film is essential. Fight Club was intentionally designed that way, every time I watch it I spot something new, and it WAS relevant to the plot, I just happened to miss it the first time round. So, I suggest that if people tell you to rewatch it, do so, the majority are usually right.

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Dad was flammable

See LA Confidential.

That's an order.

Failure to obey will earn you a spanking.

*ponder*

...or possibly will not earn you a spanking, depending on whether you would enjoy it or not.

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See LA Confidential.

That's an order.

Failure to obey will earn you a spanking.

*ponder*

...or possibly will not earn you a spanking, depending on whether you would enjoy it or not.

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Die-Hard is a good mind-fuck movie...it got me really confused after the first few minutes.

That bit in mementos funny, where he drinks his own spit. Heh heh heh.

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Now shut up before i smear my happy cake in your face!

Total Recall was a real plot twister...
also see 12 Monkeys if u haven't already.
An older twister was Vertigo, but it takes a long time to unfold.

Videodrome.

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What others say about boorite!

That thing with keize soche in was good...i forgot what it was called though. Here is a mindfuck comic...that isnt really a mind-fuck...more of a anti-climax

Where Beagles Dare! by Happycakeman 1-02-02

Beagle McAngry was a angry dog, that went to fight in wars and killed lots of people Take that you smelly soldier person! No one can stop Beagle McAngry! I will fight you to you puny military weapon with my MEGA NINJA PUNCH!

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Now shut up before i smear my happy cake in your face!

hmm, it's like when you first meet a girl and you think "wow, this girls really great" and you want to get to know her better, you spend about 3 hours talking to her then you realise that you've actually just been talking to a toaster that someone's scribbled a crued drawing of some breasts on.

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Dad was flammable

If you mean me then....uh...moo?

Comic about hell by Happycakeman 1-02-02

Whu..What happened? You died, you will now be sent to hell...and dont try to disappear either goddamit! Hell? But i was a good vicar! I think you're being sent to hell because of your dead mother's head you keep under your bed...dont worry hell isnt to bad, some people actually like it! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Mementos by gabe_billings 1-02-02

...fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life! I'll go get us a... Hey, did you know you've got blood all over your shoes? Why do I have the words 'Kill Boorite' tattooed on my chest? Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool... Say, you don't happen to have an ice pick on you, do you? Why yes I do. Why do you ask? Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah! I told you three times, no one get in unless they're on the list. But, but...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I made a memento comic to, i dont think its that funny, but it has somehing to do with reverse time stuff...so read the first bit first or it will spoil the rest of the amusing comic

Memento by Happycakeman 1-02-02

Hmmm...why do i have blood on my shoes? Earlier ...Insert slowly upwards... Even Earlier Oh my god! im having a period! I need some tampons damn quick!

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So THAT'S where my ex-fiancee` got off to.... Scotland. I'll be a sonofabitch! Tell her I said "Hi", would ya?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Oh great. Thanks for giving away the whole movie.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

the whole movie isnt about a guy drinking some spit its about a person trying to find out who killed his dog, lassie. I think he knocked a cup off a table or something and it read: Made in china, so he ran to get this guy who was called kevin spacey.

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Actually, I saw "Memento" and I do think it was all about a guy drinking some spit. Did I miss something?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The guy was really a sled.

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i think you missed the bit where he eats a lump of poo after, he thinks its chocolate you could say that part of the film was a bit corny.

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You know, it's one thing to be a troll. But it's entirely a different thing to pretend to be a troll and not do a very good job at it. I can't get annoyed with you because I just can't buy the stupid act. You really need to ask yourself, 'What's my motivation?' Maybe some visualization exercises would help. Imaging that you really are a troll. Picture yourself under a bridge, eating goats and whatnot. What would a real troll do? What would a real troll say?

I say go back to the drawing board and work on it. You've got a good foundation to build on in an effort to become a real hated member of society, but right now you're just at lukewarm annoyance. But damn it, man, don't give up! Keep working at it, and maybe some day we can loathe you for real.

Keep reaching for that rainbow.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What? I am not trying to be a troll i am being me, perhaps you should rephrase the question as Happycakeman does not understand

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Now shut up before i smear my happy cake in your face!