Bobby Fucking Davro by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-29-01

Get out of my fucking way you fucking muggle. Dont you know who the fuck i am. Erm , Dunno. Im Bobby Davro. Pleased to meet you. Davro? That sounds like a fucking faggot name. Are you a fucking Faggot Davro? Actually , im a well known comedian and impressionist. And if you dont shut up , ill mock your voice in a high pitched whine. Wow. You can do that? Yeh. Sounds like my nuts are in a vice , but i can live with it.

Kramer. Feel free to keep coming up with concepts like Javier , Decepticons , and Doctor Who for me to blatantly rip off.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I fucking HATE Bobby Davro, and therefore, like any comic that insults him and his light-entertainment ways.

I'm quite dissapointed that my Flora - Clango character never caught on.

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Dad was flammable

It was good for me!

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Imagine I wrote something witty here...

Bobby Fucking Davro Pt 2 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-30-01

Right Davro , you fucking fag. Im a fucking all powerful wizard , and you better do what the fuck i say. Thats a bit harsh. I see my mockery hasnt scared you. If youre such a powerful wizard , how come you wear such shitty clothes. These clothes are fucking designer label you fag. I look like Brad fucking Pitt. You look like a McDonalds employee thats been shopping at Oxfam. This cunt is good. *High Pitched Voice* And thatll be £5 for the shirt and tie set Mr Javier.

Bobby Fucking Davro Pt 3 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-30-01

Right. Fuck this. Ill make you a deal. You fuck someone over for me , and ill make sure you get a Christmas TV Special Youd do that for me? Oh my god. Javier. Darling. My own TV special. Cut out that fucking faggoty darling shit. You fuck this guy up for me , and ill pull strings with Mr Grade. Mr Grade? Oh , a Channel 4 special. Thats the best christmas present ever. Itll be Davie Grade from the Dog and Whistle that does porno for Channel 5. Best keep schtum there though Ill show them all. Graham Norton was never a patch on me.

Bobby Fucking Davro Pt 4 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-30-01

Hi there. Im popular 90's impressionist Bobby Davro. My names Potter. Im a wizard you know. Got my own movie , merchandise , doll , and im having a baby with Cameron Diaz. Arent you the kid whos voice broke at the world premiere of his movie? Who , Me ? No , im sure youre mixing me up with some other multi million selling fictional wizard. **Gruff Voice** Oh wizard. Lets go on some magical adventures around Hogwarts **Sob** You heartless bastard. Im going to get Robbie Coltrane onto you **Sob**

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Simple comedic brilliance, take a bow good sir.

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Dad was flammable

Im speechless.

Is this the first time someone has praised my comics?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

After looking at Darvo's web site, I'm rather glad that he hasn't made it to our shores yet. Or if he has, he hasn't made much of an impact since I'd never hheard of him.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I like it!

That's not Bobby Davro!

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Dad was flammable

No, it's THE INTERCEPTOR.

Was that the one who had a stupid laser gun and had to "Tag" the players on the opposing team while they found clues to win cash?

Or was that another similar series?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

No, you're thinking of "Russ Abbott's Sex-Challenge"!

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Dad was flammable

KKP is sort of correct. More info here.

so, did I just imagine "Russ Abbott's Sex-Challenge"?

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Dad was flammable

Yes.

and the fact you can associate Russ Abbott with sex , when the only female on his show was Bella Emberg , is a damning inditement of your mental state Kajun.

And the Interceptor was a ROCKING show. I dont care what anyone else says of it. The guy took pot shots at the contestants from a helicopter , and somersaulted over fences.

He fucking rocked.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Nice comics! I like em'!

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