I'd like to wish all you Aussie's out there a happy new year, and you Americans in 12 hours? And you scots and other brits in 7 hoursish.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

This post is now obselete:

See, it's already been 4 hours, so now you have to post again and count down till New Years, saying,
"Happy New Years in 8 hours!"...
"Happy New Years in 5 hours!"
etc

Hmm. In Tennessee, there are still......5 hours and 10 minutes left.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Robert Burns Is Rolling In His Grave by fuzzyman 12-31-01

So I says, "We twa hae paidl't i' the burn, frae morning sun till dine. But seas between us braid hae roar'd, sin auld lang syne." Ha, ha! Happy New Year to you, too.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Happy New Year from my new house! We just got everything moved in, and this is our first night in the new pad.

Oh, and I have drunk a lot of champagne already.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Wee all hae yer maw last night.

2002 Is a Numeric Palindrome by Drexle 12-31-01

Yeah, I was out at the bar last night with all the guys watching the ball drop. What did you do? Uh huh-huh... You said "ball."

12/31/2001 - Seattle, WA by Bogart 12-31-01

Okay kid, it's 8:00. Time for bed. NO! Don't wanna! Sing Puff again! But we already did that a thousand times. Couldn't I just rip off all my skin and make a nice cozy hammock out of it for you instead? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. NO! o/` Puff the magic dragon... o/` You're flat.

What Will You Have For Breakfast On New Year's Morning? by israphael 1-01-02

What Israphael Will Have For Breakfast I'll be hungover, so I'll have a big bowl of menudo (a soup made of chili, cow's stomach, pig's feet, and hominy) and a couple shots of tequila. What Matthew Eastaugh Will Have For Breakfast I'll probably be hungover, so I'll have eggs, sausage, kippers, black pudding, deviled kidneys, and a couple of pints of Guiness. What Spankling Will Have For Breakfast I'll be in pain, so I'll be having a pair of Gastone Lucioli black patent leather thigh-high boots with five inch heels in a size nine. Quit your chattering, worm. And start licking.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

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Happy New Year from my new house! We just got everything moved in, and this is our first night in the new pad.

Oh, and I have drunk a lot of champagne already.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Yeah, I spotted that, wirthling. :)

You're doing well to be up and posting so early...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I thought you did it on purpose - like running around with a lampshade on your head.

I've been up since 7am waiting for our damn refrigerator to be delivered. They called yesterday and said it was being delivered today. We said, "On New Years Day?!" and they said, "Yep," and yet here I sit with no damned refrigerator. Grrrrrrrr.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Happy New Year from my new house! We just got everything moved in, and this is our first night in the new pad.

Oh, and I have drunk a lot of champagne already.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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That'll learn me to drink and post. So much for the mystery cup...

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How many identities have been outed, anyways?

Have I been outed or just disqualified?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet