I get to use my parents' computer once a week to check in. So I'm checking in. Hi. Anyone miss me?

Ok, well, you haven't missed much in my life. Just been trying to keep the house clean. Oh and in case I didn't tell you, my boyfriend proposed to me on Christmas Eve and I turned him down. For now.

Hopefully I'll be able to check in a little more often, but that all depends on what mood my parents are in. We don't have a computer at our house and just got phone service yesterday, so I'm excited to be able to talk to the outside world for once. Talk to you all later :)

*blows kisses*

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I was wondering why you didn't comment when I cast your avatar as a Jehova's Witness.

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What others say about boorite!

Interesting... I just got my internet connection back online so this is the first time in a week that I'm not checking in from my sisters room...

Is that what you incestuous kids are calling it these days?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

She likes to call it her "room".

But I prefer "pad".

And no,
I sneak in while she's gone,
so no hankey panky goes on
in fact as soon as I'm done
the stench makes me run
to the john.
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I get to use my parents' computer once a week to check in...

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JrnymnNate, Mr Jass or whatever your other names are, I find your posts hard to read, but the worst thing about them is the little "jk" at the end, it's not much of a joke if you have to explain it.

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Dad was flammable

Duh its a joke. But I put it there in the same spirit that ladyj now ends her messages, sweating with frustration that someone will mis-interpret what she says and take offense at it, praying that the little message will devert all atention away from the content of the message and make people say "Oh".

so there.

You've entirely missed the point of the TWO occasions on which I've done that.

This was serious, for the intelligence-impaired.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent