A True Story by fuzzyman 1-04-02

This morning I got out of bed, ambled down the stairs, and took my allergy pill. Only it wasn't my allergy pill, it was our cat's thyroid pill. Oh my! I immediately started puking. There must be a coating on it that induces vomiting in humans. I called the vet and he said the pill is harmless to me. Well, that is good! Meow.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

your number of posts is 712 and your number of comics is 217, 712 backwards, just thought Id say that.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

A Palindrome a day late for the contest. Not that it would have helped.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

no,

you're wrong,

ass.

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Dad was flammable

meow.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

If I had to choose one of you to keep as a pet, I'd choose Fuzzyman.

Later that day, we took fuzzyman in to have him fixed ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

...but the warranty had already expired. Ho ho ho.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

If the problem persists, I'd recommend taking him out behind the barn and shooting him.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Funny you should mention that, Dr. K. I'm thinking of getting snipped this year.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

As a cat lover, that is a sweeet comic.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

No one wants a pet lemur? :(

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

fuzy man is gonig to get sniped!! why!! dont you want to have sex for many year's? im a virgin and im desparite for sex, some p[eepel have all the luck

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sex

C'mon... I have a hard time believing that a guy as suave as yourself has any trouble in that department.

And anyway quit whining. It doesn't cost that much these days.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

What, you're going to shave off your beard?

quote:

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What, you're going to shave off your beard?

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