Fireman Sam by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-05-02

When you hear that firebell Chime , Fireman Sam is there on time. *hic* Late for my shift again. Thatll teach me to down MD 20/20 until 4 in the morning. Putting on his coat and hat . In less than seven second flat. JEEZUS. How do you find the arms in this thing. Oh god , i forgot i was sick in the pockets. Hes always on the scene , Fireman Sam , and his Engines nice and clean. Fireman Sam. Oh fuck. I took this drag racing down the strip last night. Wheres the fucking hubcaps?

Fireman Sam Pt 2 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-05-02

*hic* Whats the problem little girl. Fireman Sam. Help us. The village church is on fire. And the Orphanage. And the off-license. THATS TERRIBLE. I shall fire up the engine right away. Come with me little girl. Wow. I really get to ride the fire engine . Thanks Fireman Sam. No , i just want you to "polish my firemans helmet" I was taught how to do that by the nuns at the orphanage. Lets go Fireman Sam.

Fireman Sam Part 3 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-05-02

That fire looks really bad. Quick , get the hoses on it. Fireman Sam , we dont have any hoses , we walked here because you cant find the keys for the fire Engine. Ah fuck it. Nobody goes to church nowadays anyway.

Fireman Sam Part 4 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-05-02

Oh god. How am i supposed to save the Off License without any water. I know. Ill piss on it. My god im a genius. Note : Never let an alcoholic piss on a fire.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Fantastic!

You, my good man, are now on my fave list.

Good job.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

Bonus Points to anyone else who can make a series of comics based on Kids TV series between 1980 and 1994 , and make it run more than 4 strips.

I never watched much fireman sam , so that was about the best effort i could make on it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You bastard. Fireman Sam was a childhood hero of mine.

And I might just take that challenge.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

This really was a kids TV show, I swear.

Helping Henry: Part 1 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02

Excellent! We have made it down to Earth! Now to begin surveillance of Earthlings... I shall use my disguise ray on you, then you may begin your mission Excellent! You are now a dining chair! Go forth, and infiltrate an Earthling household! Sir!

Helping Henry: Part 2 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02

Day 1: Infiltration of Earthling home successful. Surveillance begins... What the - MUM! What is this bench doing in my room?! Sh, Earthling! I am an alien disguised as a dining chair. I am observing your species... You aren't a dining chair! You're a park bench! Get out of my room! Day 1, additional: disguise has been penetrated; am relocating to the 'park'.

Helping Henry, Part 3 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02

The park, early morning Shortly... Greetings, Earthling! I am an alien, sent here to observe your species. Mental note: lay off the crack in future. Hello? Earthling? Hello?

Cowboys Helping Henry with his Physics: Part 4 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02

So then I said "Those rotor turbines sure ain't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! What the fuck was all that about?

Helping Henry Part 5: The Grim Finale by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02

Because 'N3' sounds like 'Henry', see? Back so soon, N3? They have already discovered how to generate gravitons, chief. They grow too powerful! Then we have no choice but to destroy them before they are capable of destroying us. Regrettable, but necessary, captain. Earth: Oh no! the planet is being exploded! The end.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Just in case anyone doubts me, here's the proof.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

What's this about the "Hand-Job Gang"...

Oh. The "Handy Gang."

Carry On.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet