Coveted 50501 is mine at last.

Seeing as you had no replies, i thought i would...
I like em
There you go...
ignore the signiture...
Oh and heres mine... not as good, actually forget the 'as' just not good...

Young Initiative by panlid 1-06-02

Recess Now I called you here, coz i aint happy with your performance What About the Children?!? But I made 30 cents last week!! Damn it bitch, how i get my Mercedes makin money like dat, huh? Stay in School Pimpin' ain't easy!!

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The second frame of that comic was great... but I'm afraid that I must once again whip out the ol' narration-irritation lecture-strip.

Closed Narration for the intellectually challenged. by Drexle 10-29-01

There are two asian girls in this panel. I just wanted to point that out in case you are blind or stupid or something. Look, Asiangirl1 speaks! She appears to be soliciting sex for money... just in case you're deaf. Herro sojah boy! Sucky sucky fi dolla, me love you long time! Now she has caught on fire and is burning! I had to clarify just in case you though the fire was screaming. Argh I'm burning! She burns with passionate desire for my tender loins.

Ok, i get the message, no more of those lovely long yellow juicy narritive bars for me - i'm goin' cold turkey... (cue cold sweat)

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Why narrative bars should be de-criminalised by panlid 1-06-02

. what the hell is that? what? . that fucking yellow thing? oh yeah... . its making me very uncomfortable shut up you whinging whore

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It seems really easy to write this character. He's funny for the same reason ladyj's death in her first comic is.

complexities by ladyjdotnet 5-09-01

I WILL SUCK OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! THE HALLS OF HELL WILL ECHO WITH YOUR SCREAMS! you know, all i really want is to be loved.

After reading the title of this thread, I was inspired to make this:

Deep Space Pimp by kramer_vs_kramer 1-07-02

Captain's Log. We have discovered traces of a lifeform in an abandoned space vehicle. We are beaming it up. Although vaguely humanoid in appearance, the creature is wearing strange clothes and is clearly not of our world. Yo yo yo daddio! You be looking for tha fly honeys? Bling bling baby! Word! Our universal translators are unable to cope with the creature's strange dialect. I advise detaining him in the science bay for study.

Two variations:

Really Deep Pimp by kaufman 1-07-02

Now, now, professional courtesy! Hey, man, you mind if I take them shoes? They'd look great hanging from the mirror of my Caddy!

Pimp and Circumstance by kaufman 1-07-02

Doctor, I find that I'm completely unable to enjoy sex. I'm not surprised. I've looked at your charts, and you know how in "Deep Throat" Linda Lovelace's clitoris was lodged in her throat? Uh huh? Well, put it this way: If they made a movie about you, it would be called "Deep Pimp." Excuse me, but my girlfriend says I've got to screw you. Whadja talkin bout here now?

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