you.

Whew! That would have sucked if I to you.

Whew! That would have signing up for AOL!

You signing up for AOL!

You don't have AOL. You have that your PC is talking to you.

to you.

Whew! That would have sucked malignant brain tumor that is causing you to hallucinate that PC is talking to you.

Whew! AOL. You have a malignant brain tumor that is causing you your PC is talking to you.

Whew! That would

You don't have AOL. You AOL!

I don't remember signing up

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talking about?

Cowboy Physics

One day at the

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by ha!

What the fuck are you talking "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"

are you talking about?

at the ranch...

So I says, "Well, them gravitons by themselves!"

Ha, ha! them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons the ranch...

So I says, So I says, "Well, them rotor the fuck are you talking about? you talking about?

Physics

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Clango.

Beer makes time die! Reasons

Hello there.

Hi.

What's your name? your name?

Clango.

Beer makes time die!

I know.

makes time die!

I know.

your name?

Clango.

Beer makes time die!

I know.

your name?

Clango.

Beer makes time die!

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I know.

your name?

Clango.

Beer makes time die!

I die!

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What's your

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

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SPLAT!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Ssshhh.

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what the fuck?

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Don't we have an in-house thread nazi for just such occasions?

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

I fear that my powers are useless here, if I somehow fail, then I suggest that we just refrain from posting in this thread until Mr_Jass grows bored, then Brad can just delete it and everything will be hunky dorey!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Would it be terribly inconvenient of you to stop eating up Brad's bandwidth that he pays for and you don't with this simpering horse shit?

Thank you.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It's not bandwidth, it's database storage space he's filling up.

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Get it right!

Is it just me that hasn't got a clue whats going on? I'm scared

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

The stored messages take up storage space, sure, but everyone who clicks on this thread is downloading these massive, pointless, pieces of shit, and that means they are wasting bandwidth.

Since bunner said they were "eating up" bandwidth, you have no cause to complain.

In other words, post as DrP if you are sure you have a point, otherwise you dilute his pedantic purity.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

This whole thread should have been "I am a colossal crap babbler".

or it could be called "I am JrnymnNate", jeezus, even the DoctorPedantic post was by you!

lamer!

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Dad was flammable

Oh so that would mean I am Jass, bunnerrabb, itsclark, Thread_Nazi, Bazilla, DexX, Pendantic and you?

dork.

"the many faces of JrnymnNate"

Look pig-fucker, just stop posting as DrP, he's posted more times in the past 24 hours than he has in the past 3 months and I know for a fact you found out the password yesterday.

As for Mr_Jass, I'm not entirely sure it is you, but it's easier to just be pissed off at one person's moronic postings than to try and be annoid at several people.

so, I'm going to now assume that you are Tom_O_Bedlam, even though I know you aren't, but his constant need to post is getting on my tits, so you might aswell be the same person.

oh yeah, and you're Skrabby.

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Dad was flammable

look, I posted ONCE as Pendantic.
When I did, I posted AGAINST Tom, who I think is a idiot. +, he's talking about british politics in another thread, which I know nothing about.
If you find it difficult to think on several things at once(such as that you hate me, Jass, and whoever else), I pity you.
Skrabby is a moronic troll that belongs to some jerkoff reg that is having fun with the notion that he's pissing me off.
I'm not entirely sure what your problem is, but you can very well be pissed with whoever you chose. Just quit thinking and spreading the notion that I'm skrabby, cause it aint true.

Well, KF, I considered following your advice, and posting only well thought out, maningful comments. But then I took another look at the board, and decided not to buck the trend.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

children children children! stop beiong such little bitches and shut up or take it elsewhere. youre pissing me off

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

One more desperate attempt to

*end thread*

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Advice that whoever created that "Dougan" strip of his would do well to consider.