Chicken Shit by hkamorta 1-06-02

Yer such a chicken Satan. . . . . . . . Shut up

if ya like it then you're showing some intelligence.

if not, then I'm gonna make you wear your ass as a hat.

ok, so I won't but I'll do something bad.

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"C'mon, just one more for old times sake." "Ok, but this is the last pencil I'm gonna buy you, try not to break it off this time."

You'd better start working on that ass-hat for me then.

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Dad was flammable

"Marlboro Man" and "Stuck Face" are both better.

This must be some sort of relative term.

hmm, "Stuck Face" and "Marlboro Man" are actually better than some of my recent efforts at humour, although "Chicken Shit" does suck balls.

do I still have to wear my ass as a hat?

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Dad was flammable

quote:

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if ya like it then you're showing some intelligence.

if not, then I'm gonna make you wear your ass as a hat.

ok, so I won't but I'll do something bad.

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Like make more comics?

*ponder*

I just typed "Spankling, beat me".

I'm in trouble, aren't I?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Reminds me of my feeble attempt not so long ago.

You chicken! by Bazilla 12-22-01

I hate you! You're such a chicken! I know you're a chicken but what am I? A chicken I know you are but what am I? Wait a minute we're both chickens!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Suprisingly, Bazilla's is better for once.

When you say that do you really mean that the other one was worse? Mine still sucks but not as much?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Yes, you win by default.

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Dad was flammable

Default! The two sweetest words in the English language! De fault! De fault! De fault!

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Wow, that reminds me of a vaguely related comic I did way back when:

Ask me if I'm a tuna. by Namgubed 10-17-01

Bert, what are you eating? A can of tuna. Bert, if you eat that tuna, it becomes part of you; thus, the phrase, "you are what you eat." Do you know what this means? Bert! You're a tuna! No.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

May I ask why? Or is it just the whimsical nature of the human memory?

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

It was Bazilla's comic that jogged my memory, not the posting above mine. The memory cue was seeing a comic with something along the lines of:

"You are a [animal]."
"Gee, I didn't realize I was a [aforementioned animal]!"

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

actually I knew that the comic I posted sucks donkey ballz, but it did get all of you in here posting about it, and it also got some of you to look at my other comics. It's the same principle as really bad advertisements you see on TV. I suppose this clever piece of chicanery is going to get me ostracized from the group.

*sigh*

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"C'mon, just one more for old times sake." "Ok, but this is the last pencil I'm gonna buy you, try not to break it off this time."

Your reasoning is flawed.

First off, we click on you link that says "your a chicken". No, really I didn't expect anything from that, but that clicking is the most important.

Now, we see your topic and a comic. A bad one. No you believe that this will cause us to see if the rest is just as bad? Some might work that way, but if you actually posted a funny comic people would think "hey, this guy is funny" and check out your comics. More people work that way.

Ok, if you have bad material your method is the better. Wouldn't know why you'd want people to look at your material then, but heck.

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Excuse when I'm wrong, worship me when I'm not.

Well, it did work on me. After all, I was bored and the guy does have only 4 comics. Of which, the only vaguely funny one was, IMO..

Marlboro Man by hkamorta 1-06-02

Where am I? China WHAT!!! I thought this was Marlboro country! . . . . Minutes later. . . . Fuck it. I gotta find me a horse and some cigarettes.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

I read "Chicken Shit" and thought "well, if this is the best he can do, I'll ignore him from here on", then I noticed Dougan had posted, so I read it, he said that you had better comics, and so I read them, but if it wasn't for Andy, no-one would know.

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Dad was flammable