The Story of Bitter Clown #1: The Routine by DH-01 1-07-02

A message brings hope for Clown! You called for me, Ringmaster? That's right, Clown m'boy! You've been in the business for a decade, but I've finally found out the routine that'll make you the next Bozo! Lemme go get your new partner! Minutes pass... I am so anxious. My big day... finally, to transcend the trappings of a mere clown... and become the star of the circus... ... and hope is dashed against the rocks. i am the madd rapping clwn!! when do wee statr teh rapping?? ...

The Story of Bitter Clown #2: Chat with the Ringmaster by DH-01 1-07-02

I do not understand, Ringmaster. How do I gain fame by molesting the circus animals... in public, of all things?! Well, I did some research, and it looks like the kids nowadays are really into the whole zoophilia thing! It's all the rage! ... where exactly did you get this 'information' from, Ringmaster? Where else? My Puritan magazine collection! I... see. Now get out there! Those lions are primed, primped and ready to be pumped!

The Story of Bitter Clown #3: The Show Must Go In, er, ON! by DH-01 1-07-02

"And now, the buggering buffoon, the jester of the chocolate starfish... CLOWN!" ... ... ... maybe I should just bend over and hope he does it quickly. Meanwhile... yu hold stil HOAR so i cann rapp uyo cuz iam teh mad rappist clonw and the childrn willl lafh when i rapp youu!! ... oh shit.

The story will continue, feedback or no. Comments, criticism and offers of sex are greatly appreciated.

Especially the sex.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

The Story of Bitter Clown #4: Story Will Move You! by DH-01 1-07-02

His success has increased... but Clown is a sad clown... What is is now, Ringmaster? Your previous partner seems to have gotten in trouble with the law, so we've hired a new partner for you... one we're sure you'll love! Anything is better than that horrid little freak! I appreciate the change, Ringmaster! He's right over there... do mind, he's a bit shy, but he's REAL eager to get into this line of work. ... and thus, Clown and a young robot named Tobor meet. ... why do I feel the sudden, overwhelming urge to staple my rectum shut?

The Story of Bitter Clown #5: Oops by DH-01 1-07-02

You've got everything down-pat with the job, except for one small thing. That being? The circus animals aren't supposed to, well... explode when you violate them. ... they're not?

The Story of Bitter Clown #6: Balloon Animals by DH-01 1-07-02

Here you go little girl... a balloon monkey! Yaaaaay! Thanks, mister Clown! Here you go little girl... a baloon monkey... being 'taken care of' a balloon Clown Tobor! Dude, that's SICK! Make another one for my little sister! The Ringmaster saw who was making the most balloons... and knew what time it was... ... It's time to masturbate! THEN fire Clown! But first I gotta masturbate... that show got me a little hot and bothered...

The Story of Bitter Clown #7: Pink Slip, Red Robot by DH-01 1-07-02

The Ringmaster breaks the bad news... I'm sorry, Clown, but I no longer need your services here in my circus. This... this means... you're firing me?! I helped make this show! You can't fire me! Well, I'm not exactly firing you, but you will be feeling the burn, so to speak, in a few moments. ... I don't understand what you mean, Ringmaster. "Clown... meet my new security guard. He'll be showing you the way out after showing himself the way in." ... oh bugger. Tobor's thoughts exactly.

More stuff. Yay.

Again, C&C, plz.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

Great. Another clown on the street looking for work.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet