Here indeed are the unparalleled Gods of Geekdom...

From ABC news:

"Two Seattle fans have staked out their spots to be among the first people to see Star Wars Episode Two: Attack of the Clones. John Guth and Jeff Tweiten plan to wait outside the landmark Cinerama theater until the movie opens May 16. They don't even seem to mind that the theater isn't sure it'll screen the flick. Guth is president of the Seattle Star Wars Society and Tweiten's a member."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Lucas zombies, all of them.

Lucas, unfortunately, has given in to the Dark Side of producing...

*ahem*

Lucas hates me, this I know
For the prequels tell me so
Empty shit this man bestows
They all suck, but he just blows

Yes, Lucas hates me
Yes, Lucas hates me
Yes, Lucas hates me
For the prequels tell me so

Lucas hates me, he who tried
To bust his franchise open wide
Committing a mortal sin
Letting commercialism in

Yes, Lucas hates me
Yes, Lucas hates me
Yes, Lucas hates me
For the prequels tell me so

*bow*

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

It's just the simple course of Darwinism. Do not be concerned, for they shall -between now and the 16th of May- perish either from exposure, hunger or mayhem. This is the way the herd is culled. Rejoice for the generations to come.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That depends on how old they are. They already may have had time to breed.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

I'm fairly sure those guys have never even kissed a girl yet.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Yeah. A lot of married guys with bills to pay hang out in front of theatres for months on lawn chairs. Until their wives find them and kill them. Believe me, these guys are out of the gene pool.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I don't know, the expression of the one without glasses in their picture suggests a kind of rogueish charm. I bet he's a devil with the ladies.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

I don't know, the expression of the one without glasses in their picture suggests a kind of rogueish charm. I bet he's a devil with the ladies.

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Those are rented lips. And he's gay. He only pretends to like Star Wars kuz he like the other guy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Remember I'm moving to Seattle. Should these guys be in some unfortunate accident, remember I had nothing to do with it.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

you SHOULD do something to them, like, run up and hit them both with a plank of wood with "stripcreator.com" spraypainted on the side, it'll be good advertising for the site and it'd get you on the news.

we'd piss ourselved and post pictures of you in the caption forum, granted, you'd be in jail and stuff, but at least it would have been for a good cause......cheap entertainment!

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Dad was flammable

Send in the clones
There ought to be clones

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What others say about boorite!

I don't know, the expression of the one without glasses in their picture suggests a kind of rogueish charm. I bet he's a devil with the ladies.

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Those are rented lips. And he's gay. He only pretends to like Star Wars kuz he like the other guy.

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I didn't know you could rent lips. Well I never.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

I don't know, the expression of the one without glasses in their picture suggests a kind of rogueish charm. I bet he's a devil with the ladies.

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Those are rented lips. And he's gay. He only pretends to like Star Wars kuz he like the other guy.

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I didn't know you could rent lips. Well I never.

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There are many things in this world you are soon to discover on the cusp of maturity.

That cascade of quotes sure is purty.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

I don't know, the expression of the one without glasses in their picture suggests a kind of rogueish charm. I bet he's a devil with the ladies.

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Those are rented lips. And he's gay. He only pretends to like Star Wars kuz he like the other guy.

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I didn't know you could rent lips. Well I never.

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There are many things in this world you are soon to discover on the cusp of maturity.

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I think it is alright as well Tom, so here you go. It's almost like one of those egg timers, almost

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.