Having no aim in life and nothing better to do, I was looking over some of the forum
discussions as well as some of your comics, and I've discovered a treasure trove of
information about you folks! Nothing here is intended to insult anyone, so hopefully no one will be offended. Most of it is by your own admissions.
Just what I've observed...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

andydougan: Ingeniously invented the 700 club with just a single post.
However, with the poor guy being a paraplegic and all, I
believe we should start up a charity fund for him! Never
mind, I just discovered he's a pedophile... Oh, and keep
all your Rubik's cubes hidden while he's visiting!

Big Evil Dan: I love you and miss you like crazy when you're gone. But,
alas, if you're really only 20 yrs. old, I'm old enough to be
your mother. : (

boorite: I've learned to NEVER trust a link from boorite again after
the donkey sodomy thing. Thank you SO very much. I
now have a serious aversion to any type of blue lettering!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

bunnerabb: Has a filthy mind, to the propensity of Marmoset intercourse
and oral sex with dead racoons. And all the while, claiming
he's hung like a bull field mouse! However, he is probably
worth over 2 million now, plus the fact that, god luv 'im, he
noticed how my eyes spakle! *giggle* *blush*

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

dexX: Is apparently incontinent, but I think a good dose of sodium
pentathol will straighten his ass out. However, anyone who
likes TMBG can't be all that bad.

DragonXero: Understands the value of a good tin of Altoids!

Drexle: What the hell is a molotov fruit cocktail?

fuck: I, too, suspect he's an alter-ego pretending to be illiterate. One
thing for sure, he needs to learn the diferense between being
asertuv and being obnockshusly agresuv.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

gabe billings: Is a cunnilingus... a cunning lingerist... er, I mean, a cunning
linguist who covers up his attraction to Christy Brinkley with
jealousy and suspicion. He has used all but his 2 cents worth
of his bankroll of $36.53, therefore has resorted to tilting pop
machines over just to get a Sprite.

ItsClark: While feeling no need to offer a profile, ItsClark is a proud member
of the Donner Party Cannibal Club! In the olden days, he drew his
comics in caves with the bones.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

JrnymanNate: A pyromaniac of epedemic proportions! And sorry, but no matter
how hard you try, you shall never conquer France, mon ami.

Kajun Firefly: Has never used a bidet, and tortured slugs as a small child.
(Probably still does!) But he added me to his list of favourites,
so that makes him O.K. in my book... and just to set matters
straight, I am most definitely a woman. btw, TJ is not a name.

Kevin Keegans Perm: Another pyromaniac. I adore your strips about Fireman Sam!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

ladyjdotnet: Although she claims to be a lady, seems to have a penchant
for browsing subject mattters such as Guiche Piercings (from
whence those venereal diseases come - beware!) I very much
admire the fact that she was able to quit smoking 11 months ago!

ObiJo: A staunch pro-lifer, which I deeply respect. Had to have surgery,
though, to remove a third nipple, thereby swiftly eliminating any
further chance of ever becoming unique, in his own words.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Spankling: Has become an atheist, despises G.I. Joe (what'd he ever do to you?)
and tortures tiny, helpless little ants. He was that kid with the big
magnifying glass in the movie "A bug's life", way too young to be
drinking beer. It's a good possibility that he has Dissociative Identity
Disorder (formerly know as Multiple Personality Disorder).

wirthling: Has some pretty strange fetishes. Only has 10 more years to go to
be proved more righteous than the rest of us when the comet B217
appears. Still... he'll need a serious sabbatical, long before that!
And maybe a body.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Molotov Fruit Cocktail... It's the most flaming drink ever served at a gay bar.

Okay, actually it was one of the many verbal oddities borne from a conversation with friends. Anything else you want to know/guesses you want to make? This is most entertainifying.

My paraplegia miraculously healed when attitudechicka was voted out of that Comic Cup. Make no mistake, though, I'm still a paedophile.

Oh, I'm plenty old enough to drink beer.

*turns left* NO YOU'RE NOT!

*turns right* SHUT UP!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

there IS something else I'd like to know...

is there, like, a special little box or
something I'm missing where y'all put your
words of wisdom like "This is your life,
and it is ending one crappy comic at a time"
and "Yer Maw" ?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

The page: http://www.stripcreator.com/profile.php?
The field: signature

Yers,

Handy Andy

Yes.

Yes.Oh, you probably want to know what it is! Silly me... Look for the field called "Signature" when you edit your user info.

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bunnerabb: Has a filthy mind, to the propensity of Marmoset intercourse
and oral sex with dead racoons. And all the while, claiming
he's hung like a bull field mouse! However, he is probably
worth over 2 million now, plus the fact that, god luv 'im, he
noticed how my eyes spakle! *giggle* *blush*

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Spankling, I'll bet you page yourself
over the intercom without disguising
your voice, don't you ?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

bunner, I knew you were online and hiding from me!

Oh, well, you can't make someone love you. All you
can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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Spankling, I'll bet you page yourself
over the intercom without disguising
your voice, don't you ?

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bunnerabb: Has a filthy mind, to the propensity of Marmoset intercourse
and oral sex with dead racoons. And all the while, claiming
he's hung like a bull field mouse! However, he is probably
worth over 2 million now, plus the fact that, god luv 'im, he
noticed how my eyes spakle! *giggle* *blush*

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Ssshhh

Ixnay on the illionmay.

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I am as poor as a church mouse. I assure you.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

... and crabby, fpd, kramer_vs_kramer, and I vanished in a puff of logic.

Good night.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

i feel left out

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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DragonXero: Understands the value of a good tin of Altoids!

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I know how you feel sob

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.