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Gwar01
Stripcreator Newbie

I made some comics, and I like it when the other people read them and laugh and then tell me that they laughed. It's a good feeling to have. Just like screwing Jamaican women.

1-11-02 5:23pm (new)
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Tom_O_Bedlam
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Sorry, no Jamaican woman for you. Only one of them made me titter, really:

Prison Games by Gwar01
1-11-02
Hold on, I have to check if everything's where it's supposed to be.
Hurry up, I'm not getting any younger. Remember that I paid you good money for this.
Alright, here it comes...
I've been waiting my whole life for this!
Holy shit, that was fucking great. I mean, it would have been better if he would have played with my dong instead like I paid him to, but that was good too.

Apart from that, kind of 'meh'. You seem to lack punchlines.

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1-11-02 5:34pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I liked several of them. This one scored highest on my chortlometer:

Deviants by Gwar01
1-11-02
Whatcha doin', mister?
Drinkin' beer.
Why?
Because my wife left me.
Why?
Because I'm fucking you.

I think Gwar has a flair for unexpected punchlines and plot twists (such as "Oh yeah, and I'll rescue the children from the Cubans.").

Then again, what do I know. I suck.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

1-11-02 5:52pm (new)
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Tom_O_Bedlam
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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A thought: with a name like Gwar01, you really need more strips involving penguin attack.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

1-11-02 5:56pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I've read from the beginning up to this one:

Domestic Turmoil by Gwar01
1-10-02
Hey man, I dropped a contact lens. Could you be a pal and get it for me?
Well, well, well. Look who came crawling back. I thought you said you didn't need me anymore.
I don't, I just can't see without my contact lens.
If that's all you want, then how come you're sucking my penis?
Ohhh, that's your penis? I thought it was...uh...a flower. Yeah, I thought it was a flower, because that's what bees like, right?
Nice try. I'll put your name back on the lease and get your ring back from the pawn shop. Oh yeah, and I'll rescue the children from the Cubans.

Congratulations, this one was pretty damn funny. I'll finish reading the rest later.

1-11-02 6:07pm (new)
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Gwar01
Stripcreator Newbie

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Who cares if my comics don't have punchlines, which they do. Who cares if my comics don't have a point, which they don't. And damn it, if I could think of something celver to write about the Penguin attack, I would! But shit, I've already made comics about other GWAR-related topics. Yay!

1-11-02 9:09pm (new)
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Tom_O_Bedlam
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I take it back. you are the man!

Random acts of pyrotechnics by Gwar01
1-11-02
We are Siamese if you please!
We are Siamese if you don't please.
We are former residents of- holy shit!
AHHHH!
I wish you'd stop that so I could finish the damn song.
Remind me again- who was the voodoo bitch that turned me into a dragon in the first place? Right? So shut yer yap.

I like very much.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

1-11-02 9:26pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Your comics are much better than most people's early efforts. Keep it up.

1-11-02 9:33pm (new)
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DH-01
Stripcreator Regular

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Needs more sodomy.

Otherwise, they're very good. Keep it up, soldier.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

1-12-02 11:23am (new)
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