Enron: Shush, Or It's Your Ass by DH-01 1-26-02

... man, the Enron thing's getting nastier by the day. Please. I just wonder how they got all those guys to ignore all the red they were in. Well, you can ask Tobor. He was their financial advisor before he got the CFO job here at Stripcreator. ... he was? "Damn, that explains EVERYTHING." Either ignore Enron's glaring debt, or Tobor will have to make a deposit in the First Rectal Bank of YOU. ... debt? I don't see any debt! Do you?!

Hee.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

That's beautiful, man.

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Of Moose and Men by kaufman 1-28-02

Bullwinkle, what happened? You're pink, and your antlers are gone! Well, Rocky, I went over to Enron to offer them my services as an executive, and got splattered in red ink. But your antlers ... So then I went next door to the laundromat, but instead it was an Arthur Andersen office, and they took one look at me and stuck them in the shredder. Come on now, you don't really expect me to believe all that! Go ahead and ask the Vice President. He'll deny everything.

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