"Huh?" is among the phrases that George W Bush coined.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

- He finally has some cents.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

...but you can only use it to buy Enron stock.

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What others say about boorite!

Good! Someone finally cut off his head and encased it in nickel.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Sorry, Jedi. There will be no bargain. I have no intention of giving up my favorite decor--all right, which one of you jokers has been screwing around back there?"

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Well looky here, Asiangirl2, our quest for sucky sucky five dollars is over!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

New ad campaign for Pretzels vetoed by Presidential Advisors.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

--Someone was unclear on the concept when they had the idea to design an American Euro.

--If this coin toss lands tails up, then the terrorists have won.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

"And W. isn't worth the money he's printed on."

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

VADER: Well, Calrissian, did he survive?

LANDO: Yes, he's alive. And in perfect hibernation.

--- Vader turns to Boba Fett. ---

VADER: He's all yours bounty hunter. Reset the chamber for Cheney.

Nice one, JiminyCricketNate.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The phrase "tossing a coin" can now be changed to "tossing a tosser"

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

"Heads you win. Tails i lose."