Just the Two of Us. We can make it if we try. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-31-02

You know what. Im sick of being portrayed as "Thirsty Beatnik". I dont speak all in caps , and i dont drink water all the time. Yeh , well , count yourself lucky. How in the hell am i supposed to develop a following as a Kangaroo with a machine gun. I need Adventure. I mean , If i could get rid of these glasses , and this beard , and hat , and jumper.... Wow. Youd have such a great new look. I sense if we team up , we can make ourselves known throughout the SC.com universe. Yet annoyingly , im Thirsty just now. Well , thats blown your credibility out the water.

Just the Two of Us. Plane Sailing. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-31-02

Right. Time to make ourselves known as Hero's throughout the land. This plane has been attacked by terrorists. Ill go and shoot them all , and you sing Haiku's to the passengers to keep them calm. Youre really not getting the whole idea of "Playing against the Stereotype" , are you. Listen up Warhol. Its better than me thumping my tail at a bunch of kids because someone fell down a well.

Just the Two of Us - Saving Ryans Privates. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-31-02

Okay. Can we try and do this like "Saving Private Ryan" , huh? Ok. Ill run through the battlefield , killing German soldiers , and you find Private Ryan and recite the complete works of Keats. The longer this runs , the more i think i need a new partner. The longer this runs , the more i think youre right.

Just the Two of Us - Pet Semetary. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-31-02

Look , this one is simple. The pets from the local cemetary are coming back to life. We see them and we run screaming , ok? Then i shoot them a lot , they all fall into little bits , and we have a beer and U2 play the theme song, right? NO. FOR GODS SAKE. THERES NO FUCKING SHOOTING. WE JUST RUN AWAY AND SCREAM. GOT THAT. You know , your old Thirsty Beatnik character used to shout all in caps as well. I knew i should have just picked the donkey. Why dont you just give everyone what they want and ask for a Glass of Water.

Just the Two of Us - Cain and Abel by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-31-02

Ok. This one is real simple. Its from the Bible. Its about two brothers who fall out and one of them kills the other. Sounds good. Lots of shooting in it. I can do that. Ill be playing the part of Cain. Youll be playing his Brother , Abel. Now , let me have the gun please. HEY. WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This is one of those days where you just cant BUY an opinion.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You want an opinion? That series got you over the top and onto my favorites list.

Good enough?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That BEATNIK wasn't thirsty enough.

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You want an opinion? That series got you over the top and onto my favorites list.

Good enough?

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You had me at 'of'.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!