I found this old template I created a few years ago for something I called the Napalm Pilot. It's a blank canvas waiting for you to design a very special customized PDA / Handheld for someone.

For who? That's up to you. Maybe it's someone famous. Maybe a political or religious figure. Maybe a stripcreator regular. Maybe... something else. Use your imagination.

You aren't obligated to use this as a template. If you want to use a different picture of a PDA that works better for you, fine with me.

You also aren't limited by the conventions of the Palm interface. While the example below mimics the PalmOS, feel free to create any type of interface you like, use color, photos, etc.

Contest ends sometime Monday night.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"locked on enron executive"

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I cant believe you would diss Tony "Baldrick" Robinson like that.

Shame on you Fuzzy!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spankles sets the bar high.

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What others say about boorite!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This one may cost me.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i vote dicky. looks like Dick CHeney

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What good is technology if you can't use it to play games?

This one might not make too much sense if you haven't read 8-bit Theater, or at least played the original Final Fantasy.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

This competition is really fucking good, evil_d, you magnificent bastard!

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Dad was flammable

The invaders one would've been better if they were smaller, and a few were missing in the middle, ah well.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Actually, I note that evil_d even got the score right.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I didn't notice that, but how do we know, maybe he got rid of a whole line, then he got the scire wring.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Because in Space Invaders, they never come come above the screen. All the aliens you're going to shoot are right there, except for spaceships, which fly in from the sides.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You're a hard man to please Bazilla, perhaps if he sculpted a scale model of Wirthling out of marble you'd tell him it just "doesn't smell right"!

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Dad was flammable

You're a hard man to please Bazilla, perhaps if he sculpted a scale model of Wirthling out of marble you'd tell him it just "doesn't smell right"!

Well, you really can't fake that smell.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

EVIL D!
Good call! 8-bit theatre kicks arse!

^TooL^

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THIS WEEK I ARE BE MOSTLY EATING... PROZAC!

And don't forget a little Tobor occasionally flying across the top.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

And don't forget a little Tobor occasionally flying across the top.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I know, fuck sake, "Space Rappists" is probably the best entry, I especially like the "NALE TEH BITCH!" button.

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Dad was flammable

Another thing I just noticed, I'm not saying it's bad, and probably is the best, just it could've been a lot better.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Spankling did indeed set the bar high for this contest at the outset. Evil_d came very close with Space Rappists but in the end Presidential Listification had more laughs per pixel. Or maybe it's because I still have a Gore 2000 bumper sticker on my car, and I enjoy any joke at the expense of the Moron-in-Chief.

Congratulations, Spanks!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Well, thanks. I thought I had been tanked by the evil one once again. That and negative points for posting a penis.

I was given a request to use some images from old children's books I have laying around as fodder for the next contest, so I'll get those up tonight. I'll leave it to the next winner to use Lara7's pictures from Cleveland.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Damn! I thought I had that one. Well, Spankling deserves it just for the "Talk like a mook" list item. And the pretzel button. Good show.

To settle the disputes about my entry: (1) I wanted to make them smaller but they started to look really bad, (2) yes I made the score "right" on purpose but I'm sure you can argue all day long about whether this is the first round and how many points you get per kill, etc., (3) how do you know there isn't an occasional flying Tobor in there? Maybe you just haven't stared at it for long enough. ;)

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!