[Click to view comic: 'One of Jesus's Later Miracles...']

I know all of you have done at least one comic with Jesus as the butt of the joke. This is the first one I have done (excluding one that is terrible). Please share your Jesus jokes here.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

Now you're talking my language:

[Click to view comic: 'American Sacrilege Pie']
[Click to view comic: 'Boring Confessions, Part I']
[Click to view comic: 'Sacrilege Abounds!']
[Click to view comic: 'Ah, The Fresh Scent of Sacrilege']
[Click to view comic: 'Sacrilege-It to Me, Baby!']
[Click to view comic: 'Don't Ask...Don't Svelte']
[Click to view comic: 'Hella-ween Par-Tay #3']
[Click to view comic: 'Haben Sie überhaupt?']
[Click to view comic: 'The Pie Strikes Back!']

And the one I'm getting my Express Ticket to Hell for:
[Click to view comic: 'A Slice of Mystikal Proportions']

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

"Boring Confessions, part 1", was hilarious, you're going on my favourties, habnem.

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Dad was flammable

D'OH!!!! How the bloody hell did that happen? Shit...I meant this one: [Click to view comic: 'Another Slice of Pie']

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I try to stay away from making religiously themed strips... not because I have any inherant respect or reverance for any particular religion, I just don't spend a lot of time thinking about it in comedic terms nowdays.

There are a few exceptions, though. The one off the top of my head was the comic contest hosted by Kajun Firefly where we all wrote a series about what happens when God sends Jesus to trigger the Final Judgement and Satan sends Spankling to thwart him. I'm not even about to post it here, since it's about 19 strips long. Read it if you want... it's fairly easy to find in my list of comics.

He's been a fav of mine for awhile... was he a reg long ago or something?

Not that long ago. He just seemed to disappear a wee while ago. I miss all the MENBAH strips.

oh yeah... now i remember.

MENBAH!

i can categoricaly say those are THE worst strips on jesus i have ever seen, they make mine look positively humourous (sp?)

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Then POST THEM, dammit!!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

NO, becuase theyre bad, as i implied im my prvious post you pre-pubescent piece of shit!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

MENBAH!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

No, you said mine were bad. And I'm 25.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

No, he said that your comics were worse!

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Dad was flammable

Regardless, he doesn't have to be so rude about it. Does he?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

It's one of those things, you're a newbie, and in the eyes of some it leaves you open to a beating for no real reason. I myself am guilty of this crime, posting quite horrible and nasty things to people who I don't even know, it's sad really and probably some psychologist could relate it to me feeling some kind of repressed love for my estranged dad (see below).

but in my opinion, Skagg's probably just trying to antagonise you for the Comic Cup, I believe you two have drawn each other in the first round?

Psyche Psyche Psyche......or whatever.

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Dad was flammable

Holy shit, you're absolutely right! I guess I still have a lot to learn.

skagg, it's okay. I understand now. As a token of good sportsmanship, I would like to invite you to SUCK MY ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS, COCKSMOKER!

(Too much?)

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Ouch... getting dissed and dismissed over the internet.
Harsh.
Oh well, guess I'll go get back to making more comics!

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

just right

kinda like steak, not too bloody, not too crispy.

kinda like yo mamma after i burned her house down last night

well...maybe shes a *little* crispy

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

A little crispy, maybe...but not crusty, like yo momma.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

shes only crusty cuz shes been left to dry by old poppa whos been too busy banging YO MAMMA

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Well, she needed it, but enough about my momma. Don't get me started on Yo Poppa...even Tobor turned that shit down!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

that red ringed assbot turns anything down that has your saliva left on it

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

You saw that? I mean, you ... I ... the thing ... damn! Awww, to hell with it. I'm gonna lose anyway. I need time to work on my smack-talking skillz. [Click to view comic: 'TheBlairZip Sucks Goat Balls Hardcore-style']

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Damn your good.....

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If it moves, kill it...