Post your twisted distortion of the asaingirl default here.

this is the only one of mine that's any good.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Default "On" by dammit_jim 2-01-02

Goddamn, this sucks! I'm tired of being the default characters. You're telling me? Always being made fun of and turned into little sex-craved prostitutes. Wanna fuck, ya dirty cunt? Only if you lube up the strap-on this time, you fucking nasty-ass whore.

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EAT MORE PORN!

I've made several Asian Girl Series, like the one starting with this:

Tony Blair would have strips like this banned by kramer_vs_kramer 10-24-01

Zim-zum? Yes? I missed my period. Wang-Chung, we're 8 years old. We don't get periods yet. Thank fuck for that. I thought that bastard had got me pregnant.

And this one:

The joke here is that the girl is called "Dave" by kramer_vs_kramer 10-14-01

Alright Dave? How are things? Pretty good, although I appear to have turned into a small chinese girl. Bummer. See you then.

If it's not broke, don't fix it. by Bazilla 2-11-02

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

This comic should not be read by anyone. Don't look. by TheBlairZip 2-11-02

I need a drink. I wish I could move. My arms are killing me. I am deing. Holy fuck, I gotta piss! If only I could open my mouth!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Does this count?

Stiff upper lip, Jeeves by andydougan 6-15-01

So Saint Peter says to Dubya "How can you prove you're really Dubya?" And Dubya says... Shush! I'm trying to watch the McVeigh execution on the internet. I wonder what URL it's being shown at. I'll try searching with AskJeeves. Ach! Nothing but sites about fisting. Still, what d'you expect when the numeric keypad isn't even on the right side?

Whatever you search for on ask.com, you only get returned links to fisting sites.

Cannibalism by Thomasisneat 9-04-01

Yum

A Sticky Situation... by Thomasisneat 9-04-01

There is no punchline... someone poured glue all over me and now I'm stuck.

The Art of Comics by Thomasisneat 2-05-02

People tend to believe comic strips become more funny when there is a textless panel in the middle of it, signifying an awkward silence. But I think that's bullshit.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

these were done when we had a group of us very bored and very lazy one lunchtime. shouts of "call the girl ugly" and "make her a superhero" aswell as "i like poo, add more poo" rang through the room, the result of that one hour were the following 3 comics which never developed into a series as we were never that bored again

ugly poo girl I by skagg 11-28-01

jesus hates you ugly girl i think youre uglier than me ugly girl hell yeah youre ugly

ugly poo girl II by skagg 11-28-01

im so ugly im gonna burn myself aahhrrghr for shane dammit im still ugly. i think i will now be a super hero

ugly poo girl III by skagg 11-28-01

fighting crime with my fist of poo juice! i shall stop someone you are ugly too stop satan you are bad and you are ugly! now cry!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

thiking about it that was more designed to go in the "crappy comics" thread

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.