im new, i only make PA cartoons tho anyway yeah

you all suck

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spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

Gosh!

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Dad was flammable

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!.....

Get out.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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im new, i only make PA cartoons tho anyway yeah

you all suck

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This guy sure likes fake ham, and newbies so it seems.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

anyone see this strip/remember this guy?

[Click to view comic: 'CC:IV Welcome to Stripcreator.com']

please don't rip me off
it took me five hours to think
and you come steal it

Presented by Suckit Haiku INC (assuming you pronounce "hours" as one syllable, otherwise I got 2 words for ya....)

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

how can you say hours in one syllable?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"hours"

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

In haiku, because of the differences between English and Japanese, in order to achieve the highest quality haiku, there is an allowance for flexibility in the 5-7-5 syllable pattern. It's typically required that the poem be three lines with the middle line longer and totaling no more than 17 syllables.

For example, if a haiku is written in a combination like 4-6-4 or 3-5-4 instead of a 5-7-5 haiku, and it is felt that adding extra syllables or words detracts from the poem, it is better not to change it.

You're lucky that there is no firm rule regarding capitalization and punctuation in English haiku, nor as to whether the haiku comprises a complete sentence.

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Get it right!

Dr.Pedantic
Oh the horror, oh the pain
I'd rather be dead

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